Pedant McPendantface

@WestHam_Central Diouf is fucking dreadful

Where I could see players going when they abandon us in the summer and the fees we accept as a EFL club: Areola - £10m – Besiktas Fabianski – retire AWB – £10m – Bournemouth Todibo – £15m – Lens Disasi - back to Chelsea - got by Leeds Mavropanos – £20m – Dortmund Diouf – £30m – Man U Soucek – £5m goodwill gesture – Slavia Alvarez – £10m – Ajax Fernandes – £45m – Man U Summerville – £25m – Roma Bowen – £30m – Everton / Newcastle Adama – contract end Taty – £15m – Flamengo Fullkrug – free – Werder Cornet – free – Genoa

@_adamcherry_ I know you’re kidding. I don’t think KS realises that the game has changed. Quiet unassuming facts and good intentions are not going cut the mustard anymore

That was the best speech ever delivered by a Prime Minister in the history of our nation.

@tonbridgeangels Was he doing the website too

𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐈𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧 Ian Clear, the director responsible for operational matters at Tonbridge Angels, has decided to step down from the board. tonbridgeangels.co.uk/director-ian-c…

@juppy95 @curtis918751 @slipper_luke Contrary to initial impressions, I’m not. I struggle to make small talk and then I drink too much

@Pedant1243 @curtis918751 @slipper_luke Well you’re fun at parties aren’t you

People in the comments of this is unreal. Would you not leave your job for thousands of more pounds a year…

@juppy95 @curtis918751 @slipper_luke Contrary to initial impressions, I’m not. I struggle to make small talk and then I drink too much,.

@Lauren94BHA Putting a picture of your daughter on social media is just fucking weird anyway. Have a serious look in the mirror Lauren

Dear school, Rosie won’t be in today as she’s currently on a flight to Newcastle to hopefully watch Brighton get 3 points this weekend. Sorry not sorry. 😂⚽️🔵⚪️ #priorities #bhafc

@curtis918751 @slipper_luke That’s just the way the picture has been taken. It’s actually bent up behind the top part of his leg. It is there.

@slipper_luke Be surprised if anyone will have him as he seems to have lost half of his left leg

@Alexarmstrong I hate Brighton but you have to accept the Tony Bloom doesn’t get many business decisions wrong. I’ll side with him over a no mark tv shill

This has got to be the dumbest idea I’ve heard yet, for so many reasons.

@footballontnt Miss controlled it sliced it

One of the great Champions League semi-final goals 🚀 Paul Scholes’s stunning half-volley against Barcelona in 2007/08 🔥

@AshCaseyOut @adamnation_ @Raymondo_316 @maidstoneunited Yila is exciting. A maverick. Who knows. He might have said he wouldn’t consider a new deal. Maybe he and Craig don’t get on. It could’ve a mistake this one but Craig has to spend his limited budget how he sees fit.

@adamnation_ @Raymondo_316 @maidstoneunited Wonder why we didn’t offer a contract to yila??? Craig must have someone in mind

🟠 Maidstone United retained and released list; ow.ly/sKcm50YRaS2

@adamnation_ @maidstoneunited Faal is gonna be injured all summer. He has shown little loyalty in the past. We have a tight budget. We need players who are available to hit the ground running. He may well be back when fit. But it’s the right call. We can’t waste any wages

@maidstoneunited people acting like Faal leaving is a shock, literally just look at he’s been twerking for Worthing on twitter and tiktok

@markgoldbridge Better midfield. Two top CM. Never control the game, ever, against anyone. Been the same for years

Fantastic result. But yet again it's a grinding out result over any real hint of performance. Hard to see what next season will be like with double the amount of games playing like this. And without Casemiro.

@ianmiles In that case, the USA belongs to Spain. We will see tha returned to the I am sure

The Falklands belong to Argentina. The British have zero right to moan about how the people living there have any right to self-determination when Britain itself has NEVER respected the rights of anybody else. Just ask the Palestinians.

@ReecePopplewel1 @RealCarlVernon Sure it is. It would have burnt the thermometer if it was 10,000 degrees.

@RealCarlVernon The sun is 10,000 degrees minimum at the surface, when it's cloudy it changes by about 10 degrees.

The sun is reportedly 93 million miles away from earth. But you can be sitting out in the garden, a bit of cloud comes across, and it can turn from scorching heat to make it feel freezing in a second. 93 million my arse.

@andrewc44104127 A non entity.

What's your opinion on ant middleton?

@HACKETTREF Not your fault mate. Apology accepted tho

Henry sorry but the illegal Use of the forehead in the face of your opponent has to result in a red card.

@TheSaraTalks And so enraged by this were the USA that they thought they’d bomb them and kill a whole bunch more

IRGC killed 42000 of citizens in 2-days….

@joehew116 @LCFC @bcgame Fair weather fan

@LCFC @bcgame After 24 years, an absolutely rotten club from top to bottom

Defeat at Fratton Park. #PORLEI | @BCGame

@AFC_Fuzzy @wfc_awayboys Says an expert in quiet stadia

@wfc_awayboys Not a peep of sound was brought so dorking

Here we go.......

@MAGAMAHACindy and there lays the issue with stupid Americans

You can’t be American and stand against the President.