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The 5 second pose might look a little different nowadays.

I'm so glad AEW didn't try to insult our intelligence and give Christian Cage a magical face turn. He's been an asshole for way too long. I just couldn't buy it. He's not a "Good Guy". He's a guy that got backed into a corner.

"ASSHOLE" has replaced "FATHER" on Christian Cage's intro. #ForbiddenDoor

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Everyone needs to take a second and wish me a happy father's day.

For those with the benefits of flash photography.

Since when did you become a poet?

I'd like to take a second to wish myself a Happy Father's Day. I know there is no other out there doing it like me.

Once again, this young guy is copying me once more. I can't tell if I'm actually proud of him or not.

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I think it's safe to say I've started a trend wearing these turtlenecks.

Dilf of the year?

"Christian wears a turtleneck because he's out shape now." That's false. I'm 50 years old and in better shape than most.

I told Adam he didn't want to go down this road. I don't know why people don't listen to me.

I proved why I'm a champion of TNT. I guess since I beat Danielson, that makes me the best wrestler in the world.

You'll figure that out on Saturday.

A lot of things have changed, Danielson.

The best thing in wrestling at the moment.

—— > The Peep Show is back. < —— ♡ this to be added to his circle. It'll definitely reek of awesomeness.