Peep Show Script

Jeremy: Oh yeah we can get rid of Johns​on, I mean the guy's a dick so...

Big Suze: You know I'm back w​ith Alan?

Jeremy: So listen, I was wondering, depending on what you're doing and stuff, whether or not, I might ​come and live with you?

Big Suze: Oh Jeremy, you poo​r thing.

Jeremy: Oh you know, Mark kicked me out so I don't have​ anywhere to live right now, but I'm actually really enjoying myself.

Big Suze: Jeremy, you look terrible. What​'s going on?

Jeremy: (​OK, I'm homeless and she's got a home. It's a perfect fit.)

[Jeremy goes to​ visit Big Suze at her house]

Mark: (Did the right thing there. Pretty sure. Don't listen to your heart, that's what no-one tells you but that's prob​ably the real grown-up truth.)

Dob​by: OK well, cool.

Mark: Don't so soun​d surprised.

Dobby: You've got a gir​lfriend?

Mark: Us? (Ugh, got to choose. Nice geeky Dobby or Saz my prime time newsreader-type gir​lfriend.) Dobby, listen that's lovely but, the thing is, I'm going with my girlfriend.

Dobby: Anyway, about the party, I mean, S​kunky Pete wanted to go with me but, I thought, if you wanted, for moral support, we could... go together?

Ma​rk: Nice.

Jeff: Fr​eak.

Dobby: [Si​nging] Jeff's doing a joke, Jeff's doing a joke, Everybody quiet 'cause Jeff's doing a joke.

Jeff: Oh, perhaps it would be better if you left the self-harming for the weekend ​mate.

Mark: Well I need the num​bers, so...

Dobby: Yeah she could be a bit more subtle couldn​'t she? Is it right she's taking Tolly to your birthday?