Pendle College FC

And it’s official, PENDLE ARE GOING TO ROSES. College A-League Champions 2021-22

Pumpkin watching in the corner

Felt cute might delete

Fittest Norris

1-1!! Great strike from mr semi pro. We’ll never hear the end of it

Was gonna say it might be time for the return of twitter but we’re 1-0 down in 2 minutes already

@Abi_Anderson__ can you please leave Owen alone tonight THANK YOU PENDLE FOOTBALL

Pendle As win the losers cup against Cartmel Bs. Was not one for the neutral.

1.03 seconds! Dav has set a new crafties challenge record ❗️❗️❗️❗️

I’ll dip my head in the canal if it means I don’t have to do the speaking to the women challenge - Schmuel

Wizards birds GCSEs (Circa 2024).

@james__norriss Terrible terrible bloke

@PendleFC If they don’t have Amex they get urine

Pumpkin when he sees a homeless man

0 wins 8 losses

Pumpkin in spoons toilets right now for the past 25 minutes

Owen has to die

@FA_PGMOL stupid fucks how is that offside

Great result for the Bs against Cartmel today winning 9-1 and putting their goal difference back to 0 for the season

@MCFCldr tonight after the city result

Fofandi was another fresher who underestimated the Crafties Challenge and gave us this appalling attempt.

Sam despite a valiant attempt finishing all his drinks in 1:48, ultimately disqualified himself and failed the Crafties Challenge