Penelope Kyle
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Penelope Kyle
@Penelope_Kyle
Penelope. Storyteller, writer of sex, love, people, passion, and pleasure. Lover of late nights, old movies, cookies, sex, vodka and baseball.
Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2018
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@DareManus @caroscottcolli I thought the same thing. Id like to try it in theory but my friends would be scared to know what was in my head.
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@caroscottcolli Um... I'm not gifting any of my books to friends. They might not speak to me again 🤣
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Hello again, its been awhile. I missed it here.
I’m back and I’ve got a new book.
Work Texts: A Wife’s Confession is live.
A story about a few texts that go way too far… and a husband who reacts very differently than expected.
amazon.com/dp/B0GX2XC8P8/…
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@luvelizabethany Nope no problem with 3 consenting adults sharing a bed in the happiest place on earth!!
🔥
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@luvelizabethany Ha ha. Yeah Lunch had me making my EW face. The last Cardi B line in Girls Like You was another one my daughter asked about. They sneak up on you sometimes.
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@Penelope_Kyle Yeah. We don't love editing much lol but I certainly cringe at some
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@luvelizabethany Ok wait. Now we are editing out the word tongue in Billie E song Lunch? After 2 months. This song forced an awkward conversation with my 13yr old. When it came out.
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@luvelizabethany Oh. Ha. Ok. My husband and I are always overthinking what they choose to edit and what they leave in. You guys are much more liberal than the National broadcasts.
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@Penelope_Kyle I probably played the wrong version on accident
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@luvelizabethany Ha ha. Seacrest and Sisanie just said Raw Dog on air like 4 times. Somehow in reference to taking an airplane trip without any entertainment.
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@Penelope_Kyle Honestly I was afraid I'd get in trouble for saying it but so far so good 😬
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@luvelizabethany I absolutely hate that term. And Ive written some explicit stuff. Ugh. So awful!
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@luvelizabethany Ha. Yeah. I was actually kind of surprised when you said it. Im no prude, but bleh.
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Type the year you turned 21 into the gif bar and see what pops up
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BlinkersOn 🏴☠️🙏@Rydersup5
Type the year you turned 21 into the gif bar and see what pops up
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@WulfrunaWrites Ha. True. Hopefully Carl or Carla really turn out to be great or maybe it will be both at once.
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@Penelope_Kyle You might win. It'll depend on this Carl(a) person.
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Pizza
Sex
Carl
WTF is Carl? Or is it Carla?
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden
the first 3 words you see will define your 2024😭
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