The Penguin Brain

Selling a BUNCH of Penguins jersey to benefit 5 year old Jaxon Curiel in his fight against brain cancer. All jerseys are now being sold individually. Check them out!! ebay.com/usr/flydebs54

Don’t beat yourself up about it Edmonton. Not every captain can get the job done in game seven of the Cup finals.

Being a Leafs fans must be hell. Imagine a world in which we put up this many game seven Ls against the Flyers. I would weep after a loss like this.

Been a minute

It was a damn privilege to watch Crosby play this year. The man came so close to dragging a very inconsistent Pens team to the playoffs. Can’t wait to see what he does at 37.

Go @CanadiensMTL Go @NHLFlyers (he said vomiting)

Saturday afternoon cardiac arrest

The feels…. Impossible

My brain is glitching

Do your worst Washington. We’re numb and nothing can hurt us.

Thank you Jake 🙏

I’m not a superstitious man.. but it can’t be a good sign when you hear a noise and turn around to find your dusty 2016 Geno bobblehead has dropped the Stanley Cup…

@IR23GWHS Same. He’s not bad, but he’s not a guy that’s gonna steal wins for us in these tryin times

@PenguinBrain Plus, I don’t believe in Jarry. He’s an All-Star, but I do not think that he is “the guy.”

Remember a few months back, when we were all full of hope and optimism for this team?

@penzrule Ain’t it the truth

@PenguinBrain No, I always said they would suck in the back half of the season. That’s what old teams do.

So Cutter Gauthier definitely just didn’t want to play for Torts, right?

@BenchBossx2 Truly!

@PenguinBrain 😂 numb

When my wife asks why I’m not getting mad about these recent losses

@realkevinbasta We’ve got to be close to some personnel changes

@PenguinBrain Where do we go?!

I truly wonder what else has to happen before we start seeing personnel changes. I’m not anti Sullivan by any stretch, but at some point you have to change SOMETHING.