penni. shiny and new

@redgirlva @marlaneto I’m way past menopause so I know it’s all fucking righteous anger

@JoshMankiewicz i smell a future dateline episode

Missing woman’s mom says she received a text from her daughter five days after they last spoke —but can't be sure it was her: Meanwhile, her fiancé lawyers up and refuses to speak to cops after returning to (guess where) Florida mol.im/a/9984283

@MattGertz “i don’t lie on tv” 🧐

You know that this is true because later in this exchange he claims that the first rule of his show is not to punch down.

moving right past insurrection and straight on to christian nationalist civil war

the call is still coming from inside the house #NeverForget

@wokkax3 @WilliamAder same but fucken crows

please enjoy these 19th century japanese woodblock prints depicting the daily life of the tanuki, the supernatural raccoon dog with giant testicles

@slender_sherbet paul

it’s a little late for that AMY

@Zeddary plus they smell good

had a lil thought then *poof* it was gone

@hierophantess fuck it imma make it my header

@hierophantess right?!

TWO DAYS, California. TWO DAYS to show the rest of the nation that we stand for: - vaccines - climate science - women’s rights - immigrant rights - reproductive rights - the minimum wage - commonsense gun safety laws It’s ALL on the ballot. VOTE NO.

@ndrew_lawrence bro 🤜🤛

i love to relax by holding a volume controller and turning it down when the movie gets super loud and then thirty seconds later turning it back up bc the movie got super quiet and so forth and so on for two hours

these are my roommates, this is my life and i love it

DOG FIGHT

🤣🤣