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How to ride a Penny-Farthing…
Me: Why would anybody ride this shit? Like what’s the reasoning? Why wouldn’t they just make two of the same size wheel?! 🤬🤣
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Penny-Farthing
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“Concerning the difference between Man and the Jackass: Some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the Jackass.” - Mark Twain
Carlsbad, CA Katılım Temmuz 2023
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27th birthday vs. 34th birthday
Mamello🧚🏽♀️@MelloFelicia1
Looking hotter in your 30s than in your 20s is exactly the flex you think it is.
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Ah shit, guess I don’t belong in Twitter jail then
Bad Goy@Bad86164Goy
@HannaCanadia Flat chested bitches should stay in Twitter jail
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Ugh I looked so hot on vacation, wish I looked like this every day
Hanna@HannaCanadia
A moment for the outfits I wore in Barcelona that you didn’t see
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Hey, maybe she’s about to poop her pants…cut her some slack!
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Me: Uno +4 REVERSE CARD (Wild – Color changes to “Open Pour”)
You have been CUTOFF from cutting me off.
Your move is reversed.
Draw 4 shots and pour one for the table.
Skip your “responsible service” turn.
Fine print:
This card overrides all state liquor laws, bartender judgment, and your loved one’s texts asking where you’re at. Side effects may include legendary status, free drinks, or immediate ejection. Play at own risk. No whining allowed.
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“ I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal” - Frank The Tank
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That cop was just thinking about the paperwork he is gonna have to do for the rest of the day.
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He missed the fence because he forgot to take his sunglasses off!
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And if I see Van Helsing, I swear
To the Lord I will slay him! (A-ha-ha-haa!)
Take it from me
I swear I will let it be so! (A-ha-ha-ha!)
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