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@BeaumontWest Kama jamaa wa DX ako na mbio angeenda jana. The truck driver has his indicator on, meaning anaswitch lane, but DX naye ni nani, anaona indicator kama christmas lights. But of course, we blame the truck driver, just like we used to blame Raila for the problems caused by GOK.

Southern Bypass is a Crime Scene. Karibu wamalize jamaa wa DX.

@gidikariuki Hii ni Artemis II, aim ni kutest critical life-support systems, navigation na human performance before Artemis III that will land on the moon.

Why can’t they land on the moon, if they already did it 50 years ago?

@Osama_otero Wanaume wakionwa vita juu ya wizi, tunasema "mwizi apigwe, achomwe" but kama ni mwanamke tunatag DCI. What a pussified society!

Mimi niko na maoni, ingekuwa ni wanaume wezi pekee wanaonwa war hapo hii issue haingeescalate hivo hadi tutag DCI. In my opinion acha mwizi dem aonwe war kama mwizi boy.

@_gumba1 This has nothing to do with speed, it is recklessness when crossing the road. One thing I have come to learn about women is that they are just like kids - you need to hold their hands when they are crossing the road.

Speed kills! Speed Kills! Speed kiiiiiillllll!💔😭😭😭

@lindahoguttu Nyati, yaani buffalo. I like this guy, he seems to live a happy life, in his own way.

Wait, amesema Amekuja na Roho ya nyani ama nimeskia zangu? This guy though 🤣

@Ian_San254 Too dumb, that's the word.

Niliona mnauziwa mazda CX5 at 3.85M. Leo naona mnauziwa premio at 2.7M. You guys must be either too loaded, or just too dumb.

@polo_kimanii There's this thing called "self-respect", something which 100% of soy boys lack.

The cuckification of Corporate man. Look at the things they are making men do in the name of having fun in getaways. Sasa hapa ukirudi nyumbani unaeza jipata ata umenunua jacket ya pink kwa barabara,juu umejaa umama. Dear men,why cant you just say no

@MisterAlbie 😂😂😂

When money hits the account…

How many push-ups have you been doing wrong? Watch this!

@waarsh @Goddie_Ke She does not work for government.

@Goddie_Ke Who appoints the controller of budget? Because this lady is exposing a lot of government fraudulent spending, yet she serves the same government

We took a loan to do underground cabling in Nairobi for Kenya Power, yet Kenya Power itself had no idea about it - Controller of Budget

@elisha_odu97464 @Goddie_Ke Kila mtu afanye kazi yake please. Wacha Controller of Budget afanye kazi yake. Wewe kama kazi yako ni kuwa Elisha Oduor, endelea tu kukua Elisha Oduor, wacha kujipea kazi si yako.

@Goddie_Ke This woman is a liar.This loan of 29.3B is included in the financial statements of KPLC of 2017.In 2017 KPLC announced the first phase of roll out in Kisumu, Mombasa and Nairobi at a cost of 13B using loans from Exim Bank of China.

Na this got me rolling 😭😭😂😂

@mbiti_mwondi Kama unataka maji, enda mtoni, wacha kutegemea jirani mwenye akitaka msaada unajificha kwa nyumba yako. Trump is the leader the world needs.

😂😂😂😂 What a fucktard!

@Kabogo_Henry Hii haitoboi hizi shamba za kwetu, especially wakati wa kiangazi.

I need this urgently..

This video is legendary 😂👏

South Africans is just different😂😂😂.

@KenyanSays This is one side of the story, now post the video before he said that, tuskie aliambiwa nini ndio akasema hivo.

" Nitakutandika Marisasi utanipeleka wapi? Si ni Kortini tu? "-A disturbing video has emerged of a police officer openly threatening to kill a young Kenyan man, claiming he would easily be released on bond by a Kenyan court while the young man would be buried.

@FreeThinker_88 @smileycherry2 No wonder anauliza kama ni sparkling, maji ni maji, bora ni safi, bacteria na amoeba hiyo ni vita ya tumbo na minyoo hapo baadae.

@Pepela44 @smileycherry2 Huyu ame grow up kwa pesa, peobably maisha yake yote amekuwa akikunywa bottled water.

Ety do that again 😂😂😭

“I don’t usually ask this, but I saw this cute dress online that would look amazing for our first date, I’ll send you the link” Men: