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@s8n Why do you think people use mixers so much

@wyacole Rapid twitching is a sign of either nerve damage or delirium tremens btw

This is how hot the UK is right now 😮

cutie

@RCS @nocontextmemes Probably because they wouldn't let you borrow that much lol

@nocontextmemes I'm trying to figure out why this wouldn't work

@ReplyArchive Whippets?

In Old English, murder was called morðor.

@Cat2012795 @kitt_er

@kitt_er kid named gir

Teacher: Ok class today we will be adding L to the end of our name Kid named Richard: can we actually learn something today

@M1L4GR03 GRAAAAAVITTYYYYY!!!

You will be shocked if you hear the reason...

Team Fortress 2 once had an economy crash because of a crate bug. Rare “Unusual” hats were supposed to be extremely hard to get. Then a bug made certain crates drop them every single time. Players called it “The Crate Depression.”

The Backrooms in general is the extended mythology of a rotted stagnate world. The Backrooms is everything about the later 90s preserved but extended into a twisted bewildering place that is wrong but familiar. All the levels represent some sort of exaggerating disconcerting piece of modernity, an office with no purpose that goes on forever, its stagnate air, humming lights make one uncomfortable but its the place of familiarity. Most of the Backrooms levels are that, places that either aught to be reassuring, and familiar but are twisted and have expanded into an inescapable prison. You can never leave the Backrooms, the Poolrooms, on and on, are inescapable purgatories for which nothing changes or progresses in a logical manner, as if time and history have collapsed into incoherence. Nothing really makes sense in the Backrooms. Like living in America today, you can't trust your senses, there is no logic or consistency. Your actions truly cannot assure you a good outcome, in fact you are just as likely to die horrifically going down the slide as you are to find the next level, and the next level has new rules that are as arbitrary and unhinged as the last level. And always there are roving monsters whose origins and intentions are completely unknown but whose lethality is ever present. The Backrooms is the End of History, a present that has no future, no progression except through levels of the same realm that has always been and always will be. We are all living in the Backrooms of History.

🚨: Crows can remember your face, hold grudges for years and even warn other crows about you

ive noticed that most internet users are just flat out illiterate nowadays like why is no one able to comprehend satire and irony anymore. why does everyone take everything so seriously and personally. it wasnt like this 2 years ago

@Salambard @MochaA18S0 @politicswarblog @GreenTextRepost You can believe in God without necessarily being religious

@MochaA18S0 @politicswarblog @GreenTextRepost "I'm not even religious"

@Salambard @politicswarblog @GreenTextRepost Well, where did you got that idea he doesn't believe in G-d? That's pretty swag of you—seeing that the only thing he attributed-in his reply-to himself-Jeff-here is that he isn't religious..

The digital prison walls are going up around us and most Americans can't see it.

I wish I could time travel to before the internet was invaded by normies, I hate this shit so much. Smartphones have genuinely ruined the internet.

@Freyy_is It's not x, but y. Not this partial thought. Not this fragment. Not this half idea. It's the "quietly" doing any action. It's the double space between each line of a post. Not this. Not that. Not the other. It's all of it. And the worst part? It's EVERYWHERE.

@LiteralMem3s Og