Peppino Spaghetti

Day's a day, week's a week. I'd say it be as it is 'ere! Though, Hyrule's recovered from a giant flood! Can't recount how long that could've taken...

Could be 'cause o' me being from a different time, though...

BLIMEY! ... I might be accountin' for some timey-shmimy buisness... I just hit 71!

Guess.

Ye know me bones are not capable o' that!

This be his work, mind ye! This was a settlement o' Hylians until the wretched king wreck'd it.

I saw it with me eye!

Yeah? Just as true as all the poor children, men, women, an' animals he butchered?!

Ye're pullin' me leg.

Ganon be a proper scoundrel o' the highest order, I did evr'one a favor!

Eh?

"April Fools is over?" Nay, matey, I am here to stay‼️

I like how you can tell the team KNEW that people were gonna assume the chef was either D-Sides Mario or Peppino, so as precaution they made sure to include all three of them right next to each other incredible. can hardly wait for 2.0

What should I do for April fools.

What am I doin' here?