Percy Young

@premierleague @ManUtd @WestHam

Three goals, three points, and @ManUtd are up to sixth in the table 📈 #MUNWHU

Three goals and three points! ❤️👏 #MUFC || #MUNWHU

FT | Man United 3-0 West Ham Comfortable win for United and an important three points. Hojlund scored the opener and Garnacho scored a brace. Excellent performance. 👏 #mufc #MUNWHU manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…

Just came to find out @MidchesterUntd slept with my wife (ex-wife now). Consider yourself done for mate, I’m going to knock your boots off in fantasy football this week you slug

Help

Haven’t slept in weeks, my mangled spine from my crippling scoliosis is becoming unbearable

@MrsMarthaMD @Immiseableplzkillme

@helixafc @centredevils You a bum 😭

@centredevils Haven’t won yet there’s a shootout to play

✅ Three games ✅ Three wins ✅ Three clean sheets Erik ten Hag’s #mufc keep winning, while playing beautiful football 💫💪

My now “ex” wife

Need anymore donations?

Feels good to sleep on a bed, was having to sleep in the garage for the longest time

I’d like to publicly announce my wife has left me. After 45 years we decided that we should go our separate ways. I’ll be okay, I will be living at @GeraldHughesUTD house until I get back on my feet. No hard feelings, she’s very happy with her boyfriend and I wish them the best

Finally getting my eternal rest

@TheRedSeagull92 Lad, my devils will be waiting ❤️ *low growl*

My wife, I’d just have to watch for fucks sake

@MidchesterUntd You are so much better than your ex wife. I always thought you were weak and submissive with her

Having a tough day, followers. Please reply with a compliment

Thank you Mr. Musk

Erling Haaland

@MidchesterUntd Does it work on wives? LOL

@PercyYoung17 Just punch the sharks nose and he’ll swim away

Surviving