Pere Presh

I analysed Nigerian tech salaries for 2026. Tools: BeautifulSoup (scraping) · Python/Excel (cleaning) · Power BI (viz) The result: 3 dashboards that answer every salary question Nigerian tech workers are asking. Thread 🧵

A moving man will eventually meet his luck

Jesus paid the price in full. It is Finished 🕊️

If you are impatient, life will always be harder. Patience can do wonders. So be patient, Your time is coming. Your win is coming. Trust God

Good morning chief, I’d love to share a brief proposal. I’m unable to DM could you kindly share your official email so I can send it across? Thank you 🙏

Day 71 of greeting Arsenal fans with Mr Bayo's post until we win the league!

Upgrade your life in silence

@ToviaMonday Barrister smooth a joke? 😂🙄

When are we going to have another Ijaw highlife musician like Cardinal Rex🤧

Thank you Doc, for your kind permission. 🙏

Client: just add small feature Me: rewriting half the system 😔

Frontend not working, Backend “it works on my end” API behaving like it has emotions CSS doing whatever it wants.

Na wey be the 20% wey nor dey do am 🙏

We might eat late but I promise you, we will eat. ✍🏽

This Web developer is a big fan, let the love wave Osimhen is showing get me too 🙏

Thank God I'm not alone 🙏

Who else need a last minute miracle? God will do it.

Nobody’s coming to save you. That’s the best news you’ll ever hear.

I have never had any financial dealings with anyone where I took their money, nor has anyone ever accused me of fraud with proof. The only funds I’ve received on this platform were from Don Jazzy. Since then, my team and I have done our best to execute this project with integrity. People who have received laptops are coming forward with evidence as beneficiaries, yet that still doesn’t seem to be enough for some of you, who continue to insult me from your comfort zones. Let me be clear: I will not bow to bullying on this app. From now on, anyone who calls me a thief must provide evidence to support such claims, or we will settle the matter legally. And whether Osimhen chooses to listen to you or not, or even decides not to get involved, it doesn’t change anything or affect the respect and admiration I have for him. Lastly , I’m not the cause of all your misfortune , direct your anger and frustration to the government who have put you all in this mis£ry.

Comfort is the enemy of progress. Stay uncomfortable.

I don’t come to this timeline to cause problems. But @glovo has locked their DMs, so this is the only way to reach you. My life has been threatened by one of your riders, and I need you to attend to this IMMEDIATELY. This morning, I placed an order on the Global app from Chicken Republic “ChickWhizz”, pay on delivery. I’ve used this app multiple times. My ratings are there. I have NEVER had issues paying on delivery. When the rider arrived and called, I picked up right away my phone was in my pocket the entire time. I let him in through security. He arrived at my door SCREAMING about how I hadn’t been answering. I checked my phone, no missed calls. Network likely dropped it. I stayed calm and asked him to lower his voice. Instead, he escalated yelling that I had no respect and continued using curse words, I refused to be spoken to that way, left the order with him unpaid, and walked back inside. What came next is why I’m on this timeline right now. He sent me a TEXT MESSAGE. Threatening to BEAT ME UP. Threatening my LIFE. Over a food delivery. @glovo your DM is locked, so I’m saying this publicly: This rider threatened my life. I want this on record. If ANYTHING happens to me, I am holding this rider AND Glovo Nigeria fully responsible. Please attend to this. My safety is not a small matter.

Anyone who touches this POST, 2nd April, may you WIN in everything