Jordan Anderson

I'm going for that 'She's a bad ass and cute as hell but I wouldn't touch her without asking' look.

Idk why Elon didn’t just made his own social media app instead of ruining a well known and widely used app that nobody wanted changed??

@DaquintonAnders No one will notice

@DaquintonAnders I don’t pay attention to Elon Musks shenanigans.

Uhhhhh twitter…. What the fuck?

Ok I’m deleting this app. This is the dumbest rebrand I’ve ever heard of. Byeeeeeeee.

@DaquintonAnders 😂😂😂😂

Legit was like sure I can do the ropes course… I got up there and flipped out. It doesn’t look scary from the ground!

@msannamaeee @DaquintonAnders THANK YOU! they don’t make 24 hour bath houses for nothing bruh. People go spend allllll day in an Onsen or jjimjilbang.

@DaquintonAnders Agree it’s normal

@dalyerose I only ever watch Below Deck at the nail salon or at a doctors office 😂

@DaquintonAnders What? Four hour baths are normal

When your sister has to come check on you bc you’ve been in the bath for three hours and she thought you might have drowned. Nope. I’m just chilling reading this anxiety inducing crime novel.

@DaquintonAnders It’s a crime drama. And very graphic

@DaquintonAnders No no. You’re not allowed to read this one.

Me: *hurls book or phone across the room* I CANT HANDLE THIS BOOK. SIR…YOUR AUDACITY Also me: *runs to pick up book/phone bc I can’t stop reading it* Later, Me:

@DaquintonAnders @seven_swanson and @VickyRose185 that’s what happened yesterday 😂😂😂

@DaquintonAnders You do not know how livid I was. Like I was ready to go to jail. But if I talked about it yesterday I would have exploded. I needed to sleep on it first 😂

@DaquintonAnders I almost got into a fight with some guy dragging his dog with a choke chain. And yelled at a truck driver who was parked behind my car at Starbucks just chillin like people don’t need to leave to pickup kids from band camp.

In my 25 book reading streak I finally read a book I absolutely hated. I skipped to the ending after a while bc I just couldn’t.

@VickyRose185 I plead the 5th. 🤭🤭 (nothing yet I swear. But it’s only 10am)

@Perfectly_Wilde What did you do?

How is today going, you ask? Well… I may get arrested. But other than that it’s fine.

@seven_swanson 😂😇