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One week ago today, @I_Dont_Know_Her had his chips

You have got to be shitting me

Me scanning my £5.80 200g ℮ jar of Mellow Bird’s at the Tesco self-checkout

@stellycrawf The fact Wikipedia doesn’t recognise The Tab as a source because it’s so abysmal

@PerfidySnatch The fact cocklewurst's article is cited 😭😭

Holly Jervis’s Wikipedia page has been nominated for deletion

Off to the Toby Carvery

A Wikipedia mod is going through all my articles and trying to get them deleted

@939a46669ecd4ea @TheSunTV And who are you may I ask? Seeing Fergie perform is a privilege any upstanding citizen would gladly pay £1500+ for

@TheSunTV I wouldn't give 15p 2 see a nobody.

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@bleachy_chris I loved the section on Nothing Else Matters and her 0.01 microsecond cameo in an Ellie Goulding music video. But some abysmal “academic” has deleted it now sadly

@bleachy_chris Did you know there’s a Jervipedia page now dorl en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollie_Je…

@HeronFoods I recently visited your store in Milton Keynes en route to Belfast, and when I was at the checkout clasping my desired £5.80 200g ℮ jar of Mellow Bird’s, the cashier just called me a “fat ugly bitch” for no reason! Her name was Sandra or Maryama if memory serves

@Tesco @finnualab_

@finnualab_ I'm sorry for the disappointment caused by the price of the Mellow Birds Instant Coffee however our buyers work hard to obtain the best price possible and we pass on any cost reductions as soon as we can. Thanks - Chris

@Tesco Hi! I recently visited your milton keynes store, to get a jar of my favourite deliciously mild coffee, mellow birds, but was horrified to find it had been raised to the abysmal price of £5.80!!! please can you look into this

Me in Tesco eyeing up a £5.80 200g ℮ jar of Mellow Bird’s

I cannot process the bleakosity of what I’ve seen on here today

Thinking of her today