Perham Pirates

The Pirates lose a couple tough ones yesterday ending their season. Timely hits just wouldn’t fall and many runners were left stranded. The effort was there all season making this one another fun one. As always, we want to give some love to our skipper… the general is that guy♥️

GET UP IT’S GAMEDAY. YOUR PERHAM PIRATES TAKE THE FIELD AT 1PM WITH A VOYAGE TO STATE ON THE LINE. GROTH HAS THESE GUYS AMPED TO THE BRIM AND THE ENERGY WILL BE ON DISPLAY ALL GAME LONG. GET TO KRUEGER EARLY AND SEE GENERAL TAKE THE FIELD. I/O WILL BE SPECIAL. WE LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

Anti-aircraft rounds got the bombers tonight. RIP. It was an electric factory at the ballpark all night. Chas “Chas Melvin” Melvin massive shove game and Ellingson threw straight heat for the save. Groth has these guys looking hot. Himself included👀 Back to the ship next week😈

Pirates Fans!! Please enjoy this promotional video from our skipper, General Groth. We take on the Urbank Bombers tonight at 7 pm. Forecast is calling for an absolutely electric game. Our stadium is going to shine tonight and you just gotta be there to see it. Our guys are ready.

That’s a dub!! Groth and the Pirates down the A’s 10-4. KO punches were flying all game. Anger was taken out, and tempers have finally simmered down. Glad all things turned out okay. We will be back next week😈🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ enjoy the game footage of the heartthrob at the helm below;)

Ashby got scared and tried not to show up to our first set time @ 1. We’ll try again at 4 in Perham at Matt’s Field. Our guys will be taking out anger in the cages until then. Come see it translate to the field. General will calm any storm that comes our way #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Get up It’s Gameday!! The Pirate legends Groth and Daw travel to Deer Creek today to take on the Ashby A’s @ 1. In this first round of playoff action, we know that Pirate Love Will Prevail. This brotherhood will stand tall in the face of danger and take it by the horns together.

Your mom’s favorite players sweep the DH and lock in the first round bye. If you drive past Krueger this week, you’re sure to see us out there grinding to stay ready. Groth has this team firing on all cylinders at the right time. See you next Saturday🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Last regular season games for your Pirates today. We take on Vergas in double-header fashion starting at 1. Stands are filling already so get here soon — word is getting out about the Eye Candy steering this ship. We are in for a good one today😎 #WeAreTheCaptainNow

The Pirates won a big one last night. Solid pitching performance from Auggie who had 17k. Quote from Groth in the postgame presser: “I love this team, man. I feel so blessed to be on the field with them everyday. To be seen by moms in the same lense that they are, it’s special.”

Your mom’s favorite players take on Henning again on this glorious Friday. Look for the fellas to get on the board early and often. The Heartthrob at the Helm has instilled such strong culture in these guys that it is now second nature. Eat or be eaten. Keep steering General🫡

@NotPerhamPirate Up for debate for sure

@PerhamPirates Heartthrob at the Helm>>General Groth??

General and the Pirates finally finish off Midway. 8-1 is your final score and the fellas can finally rest easy and watch the Fourth of July fireworks. We have 3 games before ploffs. Expect your mom’s favorite players to play their hearts out for the Heartthrob at the Helm.

We will be picking up our contest with Midway this evening. We will begin where we left off… General Groth and his team have yet to leave the dugout after the initial delay and have been locked in on this game for 2 weeks. That will pay off for sure🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ #WeAreTheCaptainNow

The Pirates take a big 6-2 dub today. Demo derby next door could not block out the crack of our bats. On a warmer night, a stronger Chas would have had a bomb🔥🔥 6 errors on the freshly aerated field… none from Caleb Aanenson in left who made an infinite amount of stellar plays

Your mom’s favorite players took down DC tonight. The fairgrounds saw lots of action from a couple fellas😎 Esmeralda approves… Auggie and Shumansky went deep to cap off an 8-4 win. We will be back in action tomorrow night against Henning in Henning at 7:30. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

🚨‼️Pirates Fans‼️🚨 It’s Gameday😈😈 General Groth and Esmeralda have been aura farming all day… straight heat from them has brought smoke to the area. Groth and his team take on DC in Perham at 7:30. The Jolly Roger will be raised after victory🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️#WeAreTheCaptainNow

Our game was suspended tonight during the 4th inning. Your mom’s favorite players were up 8-0 before the rain came. You better believe it didn’t rain on our parade though and we still enjoyed our glorious country following the Tilly. More to come July 16. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

A love letter to America, from The Pirates. As a young buck, the 4th of July was always my favorite time of the year. Wiffle ball, countless cold pops, fireworks, and love for one’s country. This country is beautiful and I think you should enjoy it with us tonight @ 7 in Perham.

Your mom’s fellas split with Bluffton today. PO, Chas “Chas Melvin” Melvin walks off the second game with an absolute moonshot. 4 hits in the game but 2 were bombs to take the game 2-1😈 Shumanski pimped the other🚀 Start resting up to get rowdy on the 4th. #WeAreTheCaptainNow