🏴‍☠️Perry The Pirate🏴‍☠️

@Angels Fucking dogshit embarrassing performance. Only you people can manage to make a Monday May matchup in Cleveland be fucking unwatchable

FINAL: Guardians 7, Angels 2

Angels losing 7-0 to Cleveland in the 4th inning of a mid May Monday game is just so beautiful man. This is what we wait all winter for. How can you not be romantic about baseball. When does the pain stop

@steveberry67125 @JeffFletcherOCR @SamBlum3 Hey Steve, I’m still here

@JeffFletcherOCR The Angels broke @SamBlum3 and now I’m afraid @PerryBurner It’s good to know you’re made of sterner stuff, Jeff.

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@therealjomo33 I love you both. Get ready for tomorrow. You may be needed

Dear Angels, headed to the Big A. We both are available to pitch in relief! 😊

Everyone say happy bday to @WayneRandazzo . The angels suck, but he doesn’t

@Angels You are so unbelievably bad it is truly hilarious. Goodnight

FINAL: White Sox 8, Angels 7

Real ball knowers are dumbfounded as to why Dino Ebel hasn’t been managing the Angels for the past 4+ years

@Angels You are so hard to watch. I can’t even let my son wear your jersey at middle school because I fear he may be bullied. Abhorrent.

FINAL: Blue Jays 4, Angels 2

@Angels You find new ways to dissapoint us every single day. It’s mesmerizing

FINAL: Yankees 5, Angels 4

There has never been a boring Angels game in the history of baseball

I often hear that 34 year old Trout is a tragically pathetic loser for not having a 💍, but I’ve never once heard that said about Judge (turns 34 this month). That is because the vast majority of ⚾️ media holds an east coast bias/ignorance that should be punishable by death.

@PaulDouglas1958 PD… I couldn’t agree more. Always a point of contention for this squad!

@PerryBurner PP, Tonight showed once again that The ‘Pen is going to be the major problem again this year!!!

If you don’t watch a few Angels games every year, you simply aren’t a baseball fan. This team is just pure entertainment for real ball knowers year after year.

Mike Trout is gonna hit 50 homers this year if the rest of the league can stop purposefully giving him heaters to his fuckin hands and face

The @AnaheimDucks having @Angels night while the angels are in Cincinnati Ohio is the most Anaheim Sports shit ever. Comedic incompetence to the fullest extent.

@EricaLWeston Ridiculous

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@graceless86 Nice to see you

Hello @PerryBurner

No team is more entertaining than the Los Angeles Angels. Every day is a new banger of a reality tv episode

@OneF2NZ @tybuttrey_ Ty is the goat

@tybuttrey_ @PerryBurner Ty beat you to it for Absolute Internet Gold

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@Alex_Curry You bleed blue

All the feels being back with my #Angels #family this week 🤗❤️ LOVED seeing all of you!!