@RileeDHarrison Every time. Are you aware your insured drove 11 miles following the collision? Oh, really? That's bad. I can increase our top offer by $250.
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Perry Dox, Esq.
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Perry Dox, Esq.
@PerryDoxEsq
Esquire by day. Vibe coder by night. Currently developing an app that forces opposing counsel to respond to my discovery requests.
USA Katılım Aralık 2023
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Me to the insurance adjuster - this case is worth well in excess of the policy limits and if you don’t pay it, your client will get sued and the case will go to trial.
The insurance adjuster -
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@ItsMattsLaw Nope. You said Waffle House. That was meth. She’s not showing teeth for a reason.
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Reminds me of the case in Tallahassee where police officers were adamant the sugar residue in a honeybun wrapper was crack
WTF Facts@mrwtffacts
In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine. Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday. A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.
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In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine.
Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday.
A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.
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@nickshirleyy @SenWarren Because they’d have to eliminate their own position.
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@SenWarren Why don’t you guys eliminate fraud before asking for more money?
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Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
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@ryanmckeen This is 100% accurate. This and keeping your word. If you say you will call at a specific time, call at that time. I have a client whom I called five minutes late one time. She reminds me every time I call.
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Client communication and case speed. That's what clients actually judge lawyers on. Not your law school. Not your trial record.
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@ryanmckeen A miserable day is an excuse to throw in the towel? I’m not sure I agree. That said, if you’re consistently miserable as an attorney, look elsewhere. We all have that client or case that makes the job more difficult. Learn the lesson and move on.
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Lawyers, the first time you think about quitting your job is the best time to quit. You don't think about leaving a job that fits. Trust that.
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@DeeLW2017 @FastbreakHoops5 My boys, too, friend. That was a fun year for the Illini. Dee Brown and Will
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@PerryDoxEsq @FastbreakHoops5 They beat my boys Illinois for the Chip...Tarheels
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Where’s Howard Wolowitz when we need him?
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Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: The Artemis II toilet’s vent froze over, potentially causing the terrible smell astronauts reported. NASA is tilting the space ship toward the Sun to try & thaw it out.
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@DietCoke_Esq I couldn’t get ChatGPT to do something for me yesterday. I asked Claude how to prompt Chat. It worked.
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Downing an F-15 fighter jet. Can't wait to see how big orange retaliates to this one.
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Memphis stays punching above their weight in every sport man. Small market energy is real. That said, Ja is gone.
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Good Friday and I'm thinking about how most churches talk about community way more than they actually build it
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