Asbjørn Perry Sve

I’m currently in Lofoten, Norway. I’ve never been anywhere like this before. It’s the most bizarre place I’ve ever been. For one, during the summer the sun does not set. 24 hours of daylight every day. The locals call it the Midnight Sun. It’s currently 12 AM and people are still hiking. Kids are still playing outside. After five days of consistent daylight I’m in a euphoric, trance-like dream state. Everyone should experience this at least once.

@AntonyCarlHiggs They did excellent last summer! Dunno promoted clubs’ finances, Sunderland in a very lucky situation last summer. You are probably/hopefully right.

@PerrySve Yeah that’s the status quo thinking about it, but Sunderland are clearly masters in recruitment. Also that promoted 3 look so poor. Depending on their summers, I can see it going back to a situation where they all go straight back down.

Why is it for some reason they can break every logical rule of a promoted club and go straight to Europe, but for Leeds it’s an unthinkably far away thing which takes years of stability and building before we can even think about it? Not jealous at all 😂 #lufc

A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive. When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him. The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them. By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again. A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead. The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.

Leeds fans genuinely the most vengeful fanbase in England 😂 You could say something about beating them when you’re 12 years old and when you get relegated at 32 years old they’ll have you by the throat

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@ToddBurkh21222 @AdewoleMustaph9 Nah. Do you think this would have been filmed from different angles, like they knew soon a snake and a 'cat' soon will fight it out here?

@AdewoleMustaph9 Hilarious ! 😂 But these fake films are getting pretty realistic, it’s just the way the animals behavior that gives it away.

If this kind of video is already circulating in May, the campaign ads heading into November are going to be absolutely brutal.

🇳🇴 Norway just dropped their official World Cup banger! 🔥 «Sammen for Norge», aka «Together for Norway» 💪 A whole squad of Norwegian artists teamed up like a viking version of «We Are The World», except instead of saving the planet, we’re standing shoulder to shoulder to support our country! ⚽️🏟️

🚨🚨The Trump Crime Family is more corrupt than the totality of All Previous Organized Crime Families Combined in the history of the United States. ——————————————— I spent thirty (30 years investigating Major Organized Crime Families & Gangs and without a doubt, Donald Trump has committed more crimes against the United States of America and its citizens than all Organized Crime Syndicates. TRUMP is directly responsible for the theft of billions of dollars and the systematic destruction of our economy, the rule of law and our democracy. TRUMP must be Impeached and Removed from office by the U.S. Congress this year. Both Democrats & Republicans must join together to save our nation.

I'm worried that Trump will launch a war on Cuba, to distract attention from his war on Iran, which distracted attention from his war on Venezuela, which distracted attention from the Epstein files

Norge, i følge Oslo 😂

A Norway squad built on Premier League quality 🇳🇴💥

Pep Guardiola is one of only two managers in English top-flight history to manage in 10 seasons and finish in the top-four each season. The other? Don Revie with Leeds United between 1964-65 and 1973-74. #lufc

The Norwegian World Cup squad presented by the King of Norway 🇳🇴 x.com/Kj88776Kjetil/…

Parts of Spain/Portugal will approach 40°C next week, and we are still only in MAY. This is not “just summer arriving early”. Europe is heating faster than almost any continent on Earth. European agriculture, ecosystems & infrastructure were not built for these extended extremes.

@JoshisButler90 Setting sail From a fjord It’s not possible to make a cleaner table Mother Earth, she is ours Because we beat Columbus by 400 years First we took Europe And now we take the USA

@JoshisButler90 Well, Petter Disaster have tried a new twt - not too well received admittedly. In next tweet I'll try a translation Setter seil Fra en fjord Det e’kke mulig å gjøre noe reinere bord Moder Jord, ho er vår For vi slo Colombus med 400 år Først tok vi Europa Og nå tar vi USA

The Norway World Cup squad announcement is absolutely going to feature a graphic of the team crammed into a longboat crossing the Atlantic isn’t it?