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Remember to be happy today. #dogs #love #life

@TheBabylonBee Looney Tunes was always doing that, but brought them back immediately.

Jumping The Shark: 'The Chosen' Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode buff.ly/vXMAvk8

@msiziworld Forget the cake, what else yltjey eating. It looks delicious.

This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen 😭😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👌🏼

@c0ck_l3snar Don't forget about the colonels.

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

@zoyafatma12781 Nope. I love my spots.

Are you afraid of my face?

@IMAO_ You think Old Yeller is a nice story about a boy and his dog, unil it ain't.

Everyone is usually surprised by the first Rambo movie as it isn't really an action movie. Rambo 2 is really what people think Rambo is.

@mwhite1961 @VinnysCorner1 Sorry, but that was a cool home run.

@VinnysCorner1 Oakland Raiders beat the Philadelphia Eagles in Superbowl 15. Joe Carter’s HR in the 1993 World Series (Toronto Blue Jays beat the Philadelphia Phillies).

Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game

@Amer1can_Barbie Its been deboned. Safe for dogs!

Sent the teenager and his friends to Buc-ee’s - they came home with this and asked me to make it for their snack 😂☠️🥴 so of course I’m going to - stay tuned for their reviews on how “fire” it is 🤣

@ALEXAGY0 Like I say at dinner, "Time to pack the bowl."

Went to the ER for an allergic reaction to shellfish. Got diagnosed a "cannabis abuser." What do I do?

@NeutralParty420 @LizzieMarbach I'm just an observer of the human condition.

@PetDogPower1 @LizzieMarbach So is hooking up with chicks.

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@justclutch I used to live in a cardboard box with my mother and seven siblings.

What's your true life story that nobody will believe?

@NeutralParty420 @LizzieMarbach Breeds are a human concept.

@PetDogPower1 @LizzieMarbach This is true with some breeds.

@TheJoeySwoll I see the problem. This guy is a cat person.

39 minutes is better than NO minutes at all.

Something told me this guy wasn't gonna waste any pizza.

@AbakpaJob Don't try to break up a dog fight, and if you're joining in on something else, you better ask first.

Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

@Jokerscuckoo There it is.

First toad of the year. #Sunday #Yardwork

@LiLa__lee18 Dollywood has better biscuits

It’s no secret I love Disney. That being said, I really don’t understand why adults who enjoy Disney get so much ridicule. Is there an age cutoff for having fun? Once I hit adulthood was I supposed to hate rides and amusement parks? Do most people realize that many of the rides are thrill rides and not geared towards small children? I had a blast at Disney as a child, as a mother with my children, and now as an adult. For the people who care so deeply about this, why? It’s harmless fun.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Jolene

@FeelYouHappy Bring me back some shrimps

Yall nephew Jeremiah wanted to wear his suit, so | let him wear it to dinner at Benihana-and doesn’t he look good?

@MAGAShagster It looks even more delicious.

I've never seen a deer like this