Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉

#ImAScreenwriter It's a perfect creative outlet for me. If I didn't write stories, the dialogue and action would fill me and I'd burst.

“Wow, what a crazy day” is code for the person did nothing the whole day.

Pistons fans have become ‘84 Cubs fans. “If we had won that series, we would’ve one the next one.” Yeah, but…

The easiest way to tell if someone is from the Midwest is to see if they apologize when bumping into an inanimate object

If I hear "Happy Memorial Day" one more time...

Do we always have to walk the first batter in the 9th?

No, the cause of death, as it often is, was not seeking proper medical care in a timely fashion.

The people who write e-mails have way more free time than the people who are supposed to read them all.

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Ultron again 🙂

Apparently pushing 9 does not add you to the no call list.

Shoutout to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them.

“The only way you hit that (pitch), Dan, is to hit the one before it.” ~ @andydirks12 @tigers @Dan_Dickerson

3-1 COMEBACK COMPLETE ✅

The construction status of the Hudson’s building is a dead giveaway that ESPN has almost zero recent b-roll of downtown Detroit

@Chicago_History It’s 1983.

Wrigley Field - Guess the Year. #ChicagoHistory ⚾️

I added eyeballs to some Big Ten logos

@zone_astronomy Look, I believe we landed on the Moon. I watched it on TV. But in the age of photoshop, drones, AI, ChatGPT, etc., this picture does not prove men landed on the Moon. It reminds me of people who show a pic of paper with “$329,654” typed on it and say, “I’ll show you my profit!”

The long-running conspiracy doesn’t end with NASA—it ends with India. For decades, Apollo 11’s 1969 landing has fueled theories of staged scenes. But now, an independent space agency has stepped in with clarity. India’s Chandrayaan-2 orbiter passed over the Sea of Tranquility, capturing high-resolution imagery of the exact landing site. Inside that marked circle lies the Lunar Module’s descent stage—the very structure Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin left behind. Captured by ISRO, not NASA, this image stands as powerful third-party confirmation: the hardware remains exactly where it was left over 50 years ago.

@Oceanbreeze473 My watch is on my right wrist. I don’t use it to tell time. To be honest, it doesn’t even work. But I like how it feels and get a compliment on it from time to time. So, there we are.

My fellow left handers which wrist do you put your watch on ? Mine is on the right.

A missed opportunity for an advertising campaign.

Lovely @leeannwomack

@lucyshow11 Hohos were too.

Did you know? 🤔 Ding Dongs weren’t always wrapped the way they are today… When they debuted in 1967, each chocolatey cake came in its own shiny aluminum foil wrapper crinkly, cool to the touch, and oddly satisfying to peel open. That iconic foil stuck around for decades and became part of the whole experience (and honestly… part of the nostalgia). But starting in the early 2000s, Hostess slowly began switching to plastic packaging and after the brand’s relaunch in 2013, the foil was officially gone. Why the change? 🧐 Plastic is cheaper, lighter, and easier to mass-produce but let’s be real… it doesn’t hit the same. 🙄 If you remember the foil… you probably remember when snacks felt a little more special. 😋