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Okay, since this seems to be a recurring issue, I’ll address it so others can learn from it as well. First, this is not a classic case of erectile dysfunction (ED). ED is the consistent inability to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for sexual activity. In this case,

One elderly man said something profound in a beer parlour. He said “Obough ile maan pa oko ni, eeyan need lati maa jumpstart e pelu Obough ita lekookan” Loosely translated to “House boosie will kill your penile infrastructure, you need to be jumpstarting it with outside boosie once once” The whole beer parlour roared in laughter. I don’t know if he is saying the truth or just looking for a way to justify his philandering. But everyone present seems to agree.

Nobody wants the answer. Every man will have to figure why this is the case in their heads. The women who have men in their lives who can be completely honest with them may also get the answer to this. if you want to get fucked, look fuckable. Gratitude is not attraction.

“Squatting” For where I get room wey Dey fully furnished? 😳

grade 4 hammy and he’s not getting surgery yeah it’s over

Before I play , how many percent be your cut inside ?

This is a very BAD idea Estevão.

I respect the commitment to the hustle.

I just met with PN Okeke. He will be 85 years old this October. He is currently writing a new physics book. I admire him so much.

My colleague's wife sent him a TikTok video about "push presents" while she was pregnant. He didn't even know what that meant. He looked it up. A thank you gift for the woman who carried your child. He thought she was sharing it for laughs. Not until she walked into the room and asked for a car. From his personal savings. Exclusively hers. He laughed. She wasn't laughing. My friend told her the healthy baby God gave them was a gift enough. She stopped speaking to him. She called her sister, and her sister called my friend. He didn't change his answer. His wife stopped talking to him. He feels bad that she's hurting. But not bad enough to change his mind. He is still standing on business "No push present".

This kind settings, she go don set you up with hypeman and money changer. As you dey enter, DJ dey spin “Snokonoko” hype-man dey call your name. You go dey wonder how e take sabi you. Next thing, two money changers don mount your table. Bottle girls go dey signal you, birthday

RT @FabrizioRomano: 🚨 Cesc Fabregas on Chelsea job: “Nothing to say about that, it’d be stupid to think about that now. I didn’t even saw a…

na rookie mistake to go this kind settings 😂😂😂

Patrick Kluivert vs Real Madrid in UCL Semis (April 23rd, 2002): 90 Minutes 0 Goals/Assists 0 Big Chances Created 0 Shots on Goal 1 Yellow Card PK HUMBLE 💫💫💫

Did you know Jose Mourinho holds both the record for the most goals scored in a La Liga season and the lowest goals conceded in Premier League history?

The guy no try sha. I for give punter the 9 million Give my wife 600k Come use 100k stake again because I believe in the punter 🥺

Chelsea fans are genuinely hoping Fabregas doesn’t sign for the club, not because we don’t like him but because we actually do 😂

Billy Gilmore has more ucl trophies than yamal , raphinha , pedri and gavi He won it at 18 by the way

Kepa was not the reason Arsenal lost the Carabao cup final. This is one hill I’m ready to diiee on. Pep kept a line of 4 in front of him and we had a manager who couldn’t figure out how to solve the puzzle. Soton & Bournemouth did the same. Or did Kepa play against Bournemouth?

Palmer really needs to turn up in the semi final, we’ve been defending his mid performances for too long