Peter Griffin

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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin

@PeterGriffiin

#Parody-Account. Not Affiliated With Fox news. Business Email: ([email protected])

Quahog, Rhode Island Katılım Ocak 2011
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Anyone else put off sleep because it’s a Time Machine to go to work or is it just me
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Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off
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My insecurities came from wii fit calling me obese in 4th grade
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If you’re a female and you come out of quarantine without bangs you’re part of the elite
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Do u ever look up an artist who sings a song you like and they look completely opposite of what you expected and then the songs not the same
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364 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up. Unbelievable
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Y’all don’t even know what impeached means
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The only thing I gained from 2019 was weight
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Why do people comment on a celebrity's insta as if they're best friend 'gorgeous boo❤️' as if Kylies gonna respond 'comin from u gurl😍
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Why do they even include 2019 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
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Yeah cold weather and pumpkins are cool and all but the real excitement is I can finally hide the fact that I’m fat under my clothes again
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Alexa, might as well play me cause everyone else does
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One of the most disappointing things in life is when someone you once respected reposts the Instagram copyright disclaimer
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Nothing’s more humiliating than accidentally watching someone’s story 4 seconds after they post it
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I was watching paranormal activity today and it pissed me off how demons be dragging them by their hair and they still stay and sleep in the house like damn why don’t u just go to the mall or something Denny’s open 24 hours you got options Katie
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Second week of the year fucked up already and probably will the rest of 2019. 2020 my year tho we bouncing back calling it from now 😤
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Everyone has a traumatizing edible experience story
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I wonder if there's any babies out there named Susan
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