Peter Hain

Asking a good PMQ is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got use your prepared lines at the right moment, look confident, like you know what you're doing, and always make sure you face the right way. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…

Being in Jeremy's #ShadowCabinet is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.

Rally in the Valley was brilliant. Sold five cars, all imports.

Leaving the EU would be like leaving a beautiful woman rather than making love to her #brexit #Bremain

Told you twitter.com/PeterHain_MP/s…

Being an MP is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. There comes a time when it's over and you can focus on your used car showroom

Bluffing my way through a #r4today interview. Managed not to mention lovemaking technique, though it got a bit close. #stillgotit

Ed Miliband would be a brilliant Prime Minister to work with as an MP. Though neither I nor anyone else in the PLP will ever know for sure

I'm having a great time being back on the telly bbc.in/1gq2S4x

Alan Johnson has "no desire whatever" to go back into front line politics. That still leaves being Labour party leader as an option, Alan.

Being an MP is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. Eventually, you're too old.

Making a "four ugly women" analogy on #bbcqt is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman on TV...

Joey Barton should have remembered my maxim. Only ever compare things to making love to a beautiful woman.

Remember, Lib Dems going into coalition with the Tories is treachery, whereas Labour's town hall deals with UKIP and the Tories is.. um...

#bbcqt really has lost its way

Tabling a bill with Abbott and Teather is a lot like making lo... well mostly it's like having a faint patina of homophobia taint your soul

Getting paid £7,500 by the BBC is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You know... nice... telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandr…

A #reshuffle is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. Even if you do well, there'll always be some younger chap vying to replace you.

Hoping to get something in Ed's #reshuffle. Shadow under-minister for car showrooms hasn't let me show off all my talents.

A Chris Bryant speech is a lot like making love to a... no, actually I've never left anyone as fucked as that speech left Chris