Peter O'Keefe Comedy

@stoolpresidente Hey Dave, while you’re in Daytona please come have lunch at my restaurant in Ormond, just north of Daytona on the beach. Bettys A1A Cafe, best New England style restaurant in Florida. Come get a little taste of home brother. One visit, everybody knows the rules!

My favorite part of being from Boston is being better than everybody else

Pats, Sox, Bruins, Celts combined 10-0 in last 10. Not bad. #Boston. They hate us cause they ain’t us.

“Men do not learn much from the lessons of history and that is the most important of all the lessons of history.” -Aldous Huxley

@stoolpresidente I would love to work for you!! How about a chance @stoolpresidente

We want anyone who is funny and talented. Males, females, black, white, green, gay, straight, handicapped, anyone

The main problem in any democracy is that crowd-pleasers are generally brainless swine who can go out on a stage & whup their supporters into an orgiastic frenzy—then go back to the office & sell every one of the poor bastards down the tube for a nickel apiece.

@farny75 @GonzoVice Not yet

The doomed generation takes a final step forward, ignoring all the signs that state the obvious, and leaps into a trip no drug known to man could ever encompass.

BOOM BITCHES!!! Early #BirthdayPresent @joerogan #HigherPrimate #Deathsquad4Life #DaytonaComic

@beckysphone1981 Yes she’s awesome. It was at the shop getting prettied up, so that parking job is on them...

@PeterOKeefe1 Lol is that yours. I like the angle it's double parked (looks like though) *waves finger* I don't know how cops are in Daytona because when we were down there we stayed out of trouble but Indian rocks beach would probably reem you for it.

So fresh and so clean clean... #alfaromeo #giulia #shesabadass #Deathsquad4Life #Daytonacomic

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I am completely speechless. Fuck me. This #eBayYardSale was incredible. I guess I'll have to come out of retirement. But not until I take @bingobingaman on a real vacation. You make my life great. Thanks.

Facts!

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

You will be seeing Double of @DougStanhope podcast (Ep271 & 272) dropping early Wed morning, about 30 minutes apart. That's your heads up. Enjoy. Now back to the auction.

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.

Holy Shit Bert Kreischer’s First Netflix Special Premieres in Just 11 Days theinterrobang.com/holy-shit-bert…

Funny shit