Peter Prowse

@aynii_00 116

@Matt_Pinner Bristol, Leeds, Brighton…

If you’re 100% sure, comment now.

@RuksanaAnsar 599

Tell me the number that is greater then this 99.9% will fail

@Matt_Pinner Two

how many girls are there?

@Matt_Pinner 17

It's not 8. How many birds are there? 🤔🤔

There’s a coffee morning in Ashtead Peace Memorial Hall tomorrow (Wednesday 26 December), 10-12.00, to raise money for the Princess Alice Hospice. The Man Shed team will be there selling nesting boxes and other handcrafted goodies. £5 entry gets you a coffee and a mince pie.

Dedicated to the Andrew formerly known as Prince.

@adamscochran ‘Cornuto’ = cuckolded. No surprises there.

Biblical. Just not in the way MAGA expected.

Need Your Love So Bad youtu.be/v4coNQuzYyg?si… via @YouTube Another fun afternoon at John Ive's studio in Fleet, with Eileen singing and David on double bass - and, thanks to John's wizardry, me playing both acoustic and electric guitar.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVWvEO… Eileen’s moving rendition of Little Willy John’s haunting Need Your Love So Bad - brought to a bigger public by Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac.

@elonmuskTN Reverse

@jakethackrayfan I hadn’t realised you were a French speaker too. I do sessions similar to what you’ve just done. It would be good to compare notes. Let me know if you’re ever down south. I’ll be in Whitley Bay for the North Tyneside Ukulele Festival (8-10 November).

I had a lovely time this morning discussing with a u3a French group the challenge of translating songs, and singing (in French) Jake Thackray’s Lah-Di-Dah, Jacques Brel’s Le Moribond, and my translation of Brel’s Amsterdam.

The wonderfully talented John Ive has recorded me doing a few songs. His home studio in Fleet has facilities for both audio and video. He's been busy editing both and posted my rendition of Sally Ironmonger and Brian Carter's 'Catalogue guitar tango' @IveTechMedia" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">m.youtube.com/@IveTechMedia

@bgzimmer What about the French soda drink?

Oh good, a new word ending in "-gry"

@GrottoThePixie Didn’t they vote Leave?

Why do Devon and Cornwall fishermen feel disillusioned after Brexit? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@salutsunderland Sad news Colin. Sincere condolences.

My younger brother, Philip Keith Randall, passed away peacefully this morning, surrounded by his wonderful sons Steven and Matthew and their partners, Jodie and Alice. Now reunited with his late wife Chris. Phil was a terrific man, sharp and witty almost to the end. RIP

@SFTfr Les Matinales se réjouissent d’accueillir Peter Prowse, qui nous présentera des chansons qui ont réussi à traverser la Manche (ou bien l’Atlantique) dans les deux sens. Samedi 25 mai 2024 à 10 h, Café du Pont-Neuf, 14, quai du Louvre - 75001 Paris facebook.com/SFT.fr

🔬 Les Matinales vous proposent de plonger dans l’origine des mots le samedi 17 février à 10h au Café du Pont-Neuf à #Paris, avec Pierre Avenas, auteur de plusieurs livres d’#étymologie. 📝 Programme et inscription 👉 buff.ly/3ugjKI5 #xl8 #SFT #MatinalesSFT #traduction

And for my next magic trick, I shall make a whole large ship disappear.

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