Peter Thomas

Can’t stop fucking farting. Could blow up my house if I lit a match.

@DiscussingFilm Stop

Disney+ is increasing their subscription prices on October 21. • Standalone plan with ads will increase by $2 to $11.99 per month • Premium plan will increase by $3 to $18.99

@DiscussingFilm This sentence should never have been written

First look at Jiminy Cricket in the ‘PINOCCHIO’ horror movie, set in the Poohniverse. The character is voiced by Robert Englund

My nxphxw OD’d on gender fluid

Pickled pussy. Think about it.

I am Peter.

It’s called the element of surprise, pal

@NickStillHere Lots of sniffing

Fellas what's the car ride home like if ya girl get called up on stage and this happen?

@HollywoodHandle I’m gonna fuck him.

First look at Zootopia’s new mayor in ‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ In theaters on November 26.

In 55 days I will be forcefully penetrating Elon Musk.

They’re gonna kill him

@PopCrave Thank god

The Recording Academy announces that the ‘Best Country Album’ Grammy Award is being renamed ‘Best Contemporary Country Album.’ A new award for ‘Best Traditional Country Album’ has been introduced.

@buddieish How much are they paying you

this is truly one of the funniest scenes i’ve ever seen

@CQuill97 Yeah that actually happened I was there.

Wait did the teeth really bounce off the camera lens???

Callum Turner and Dua Lipa are engaged!

In 56 days I will be forcefully penetrating Elon Musk.

@Huddled_Up Can I shoot myself in this scenario?

“oh thats not…” son or “hope this helps!” daughter

@PRIINKIIPIISSA @grok is this true

The best 2 hours on vacation is rotting in bed w your friend while airdropping pics to each other & asking which pics to post

I heard there’s a new nintendo, they got mario?

Rats

@meongmeowmiau No. Peter Cares.

I’m stupid little orangutan nobody care me