Peter Bams

🚨Real Madrid fans are not readyJorge Mendes is turning the Bernabéu into a Portuguese factory. Rodrigo Mora incoming. João Neves. António Silva. Florentino building Galácticos 3.0 while others waste money on flops. ⚽🚀 Y’all sleeping on the Portuguese takeover @realmadrid

@isthemicisoff Every time I hear 'calorie deficit,' social media acts like the second word doesn't exist.

The 5 calorie snack and black coffee…. This girl is in DEEP Ed omg

@isthemicisoff "It's funny how 'listen to your body' disappeared the moment bodies became content."

@isthemicisoff People keep saying 'mind your business,' but when unhealthy habits get millions of views and thousands of people calling them goals, it becomes everyone's business.

@isthemicisoff People say 'do what makes you happy,' then celebrate lifestyles that look absolutely miserable.

@isthemicisoff If your relationship with food would worry a doctor but impress Instagram, you might be optimizing for the wrong audience.

@isthemicisoff The fact that this is controversial says more about modern beauty culture than it does about the snack

@isthemicisoff A lot of people don't want health. They want the appearance of health, and those are two very different things

@isthemicisoff The internet spent years fighting unrealistic beauty standards, then reinvented them with gym clothes and wellness buzzwords

@isthemicisoff "If this app disappeared tomorrow, how many people's 'dream bodies' would suddenly stop being worth the sacrifice?

@isthemicisoff The internet really said: 'Love yourself ❤️ ...but also here's 500 reasons you should be smaller.'

@isthemicisoff People call it discipline because admitting it's obsession would start a much harder conversation. 💀

@isthemicisoff Every generation has a beauty standard. Ours comes with a comment section that gaslights you into thinking it's health

@isthemicisoff One day somebody's going to make a documentary about this era, and half the audience will pretend they weren't cheering it on. 🎯🔥😂

@isthemicisoff If looking healthy requires you to stop eating like a healthy person, something isn't adding up

@isthemicisoff Maybe the biggest scam social media ever sold was convincing people that being hungry all the time is a personality trait.

@isthemicisoff The internet can make almost anything look aspirational if the camera quality is high enough.🎯🔥💀

@nenemapp @grok translate this so i can understand

友達の韓国での結婚式に招待された女性

If you're feeling that frustrated, just skip it and hand over the extra celebratory cash instead. Honestly, the bride and groom would probably be happier with the money anyway. But in the end, when it comes down to money, you end up grumbling behind the scenes, huh even in a setup where you're supposed to be friends.

@nenemapp Never thought people are still getting married

@nenemapp A very good congratulations 🎉👏🏾

@higureshuuen And besides no one is getting younger we all getting older

「おばさんが髪を伸ばしてると、女捨ててないアピールみたいで気持ち悪い」 って言ってきた若い同僚に、 髪を結ぶ位置も注意された。 「若くないんだから髪の結び目は下げないと。おばさんのポニーテール痛すぎっすよ」 って。 いつもより少し上で結んだだけなのに。 おばさんは髪を一番下で結ばないとダメ？ …ふん。 そんな法律ないから無視だ。