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@VivaLaStool @BarstoolYak @kbnoswag @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports @Blutman27 They boys did some of their best Yak post-Yak today...and honestly, I'd take this over a forced bit any day of the week.

“Being married to your true partner and having a good marriage is a superpower in life. Where it’s like you feel like every problem can be beaten because there’s two of you… If I have a problem she has a problem, if she has a problem I have a problem and we tackle it together. Knowing someone who always has your back is a superpower” -@BarstoolBigCat

@GradySas Sad sad take...and this is why Canucks fans as are a fucking joke and will never be taken seriously. Keep it up -- this is why we can't have nice things. Buncha fucking losers all y'all....

#Canucks fans will watch this on loop:

@justinmmiller27 @barstoolspringb @DanteTheDon @stratvegas Underrated post right here

@barstoolspringb @DanteTheDon @stratvegas His scream was like Andy Bernard when he was getting his eyes flushed for the acting audition

The whole city of Vegas heard Dante not stick the landing “I fainted” - @DanteTheDon @stratvegas #vegaspartner

@BarstoolBigCat This is Tate's calling, he's got a knack for this like bk other. Honestly I'm not a Mintz fan but Tate turns it into gold. The others I think Tate would work magic with are as follows : 1. WSD 2. Dante 3.Doitche 4. Cheah 5a. Bets 5b. Keegs

1. I’ve given nothing but praise to Tate both public/private. He crushes it and he knows how I feel about him 2. I’d love to hear who you think would be this enthralling/divisive besides Rico/Mintzy (not a shot at Rico but he’ll def take it as one)

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Yup love this concept -- also there is like 0.0001% chance you guys will be successful, but I'll be watching...

Tomorrow on @StoolAfterDark We are streaming live from the Bowling Alley until we roll a Perfect Game 12 Barstool employees. 12 Strikes in a row needed. No one can go twice. The bowling alley is staying open overnight for us. We are there until we roll a 300

@ClownWorld Ugh stop rage-baiting...it literally says it on the package so people who are angry at this are just dumb.

@pika_nekopanda Looks GREAT for someone who has not acclimated himself to the league and culture yet. He has a very strong baseball IQ, has a great swing and looks good defensively. I was sad to lose Bo Bichette but Kaz actually looks like he will be a better fit for the Jays style of play!

野球好きなアメリカニキたちに聞きたい 岡本は現地から見てどう？ 最終的にどんなシーズン成績になりそう？

@Variety The only instances of major fan backlash is when an IP does a race or gender swap -- neither of which has happened here. I was already on the fence about this movie but now my alarm bells are setting off that this is going to be mid. And the trailer did not help at all...

#Supergirl star Milly Alcock knows she'll face backlash by "simply existing as a woman in [franchise IP]." "We have become very comfortable having this weird ownership of women’s bodies. I can’t really stop them. I can only be myself." variety.com/2026/film/news…

@sekeresandprice Given the team is going to be rebuilding for a minimum of 3y (and more likely 5y+), I would argue there are only 5-6 players on the current roster that actually have a true future with the Canucks --> Zeev, Willander, D-Petey, Ohgren, Rossi, maybe Raty...

Does Nils Höglander have a future with the #Canucks?

@WBCBaseball ❤️❤️❤️

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@Adamkblat I agree with most of this -- though I do believe there is something to be said for some level of veteran leadership. Otherwise, you would have a team of kids with no one to show them the way, with bad habits breeding more bad habits (e.g., the young Oils with Taylor Hall, etc)

Rebuilding teams trade older unrestricted free agents for assets at the deadline. Teams that are not serious about a rebuild hold onto those players and try to re-sign them. Every draft pick acquired is a lottery ticket. The goal should be to get as many as possible.

@JayJanower Have we considered that Chytil was meant for a different calling and the hockey gods just do not want him to play hockey?

Scary incident here at #Canucks practice - Filip Chytil hit in face by puck, drops helmet and leaves ice immediately…rocket of shot by Boeser that ricochets off glass and hits Chytil in face…scary, scary, scary.

@ProjBigScreen @JeffDLowe @JackKennedy @ChrisKlemmer @bobgoochman I have these 10 movies split out like this... Must-see: - Disclosure Day - Project Hail Mary - Spider-Man Highly likely: - The Odyssey - Digger Depends on word of mouth: - Doomsday - Mando No interest: - Dune - Wild Horse Nine - Werwulf

What’s your most anticipated movie of the year? Our collab ranking of the 2026 films we’re most excited for is here… What did we miss?

@ChrisKlemmer @BarstoolBooz @ChrisEssner Top notch production Klemmer - almost indistinguishable from tv reality shows. The growth with each iteration had been very noticeable. I think it's time for a multi-day, multi episode version!

Thank you to everyone who checked out Rat Race last night. Show couldn’t be made without @BarstoolBooz directing it, the great edit by Dello & all the access @ChrisEssner got us. Also, the crew was incredible. The follow cam guys have to run the race too but holding a camera.

@danabeers LOL, I'm definitely going to say Gung Hay Fat Boy from now on...

Tried baijiu for the first time at a Chinese dive bar yesterday and also met my new best friend

@NHLPlayerSafety I have no love for the Leafs but this is embarassing for the league. Nylander did nothing wrong and fining him is some serious snitchy-ass Karen behaviour.

Toronto’s William Nylander has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for making an inappropriate gesture while in the press box during NHL Game #819.

@historyinmemes I was today years old when I learned that Mariska Hargitay was Jayne Mansfield's daughter.

Actress Jayne Mansfield with her husband Mickey Hargitay and their daughter Mariska, 1964.

@Globalstats11 Donnie Brasco criminally low here (top 10 easy)...also I wouldn't put The Usual Suspects in this category. Otherwise a pretty accurate list.

🎬 Top 25 Organized Crime Movies of All Time 1. 🇺🇸 The Godfather 2. 🇺🇸 The Godfather Part II 3. 🇺🇸 Goodfellas 4. 🇺🇸 The Departed 5. 🇺🇸 American Gangster 6. 🇺🇸 A Bronx Tale 7. 🇺🇸 Scarface 8. 🇺🇸 Heat 9. 🇺🇸 The Usual Suspects 10. 🇺🇸 Casino 11. 🇺🇸 The Untouchables 12. 🇺🇸 Reservoir Dogs 13. 🇺🇸 The Town 14. 🇺🇸 Gangs of New York 15. 🇮🇹 Once Upon a Time in America 16. 🇬🇧 Eastern Promises 17. 🇺🇸 Donnie Brasco 18. 🇺🇸 The Drop 19. 🇺🇸 The Irishman 20. 🇺🇸 Road to Perdition 21. 🇺🇸 Miller’s Crossing 22. 🇺🇸 Black Mass 23. 🇺🇸 The Iceman 24. 🇺🇸 The Boondock Saints 25. 🇺🇸 King of New York Source: CircleRanks

@Canucks This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. We have failed as a franchise. Quinn was the best player to ever don the jersey and we traded him. There is no recovery from this. I am wounded.

Thank you, Quinn, for the leadership, heart, and unforgettable moments. From the first shift to the captain’s “C,” you left an indelible mark on the Vancouver Canucks and our fans. Wishing you nothing but success in Minnesota.