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@iheartcalviin @SamWallaceTel Goodbye

@SamWallaceTel I just smashed my TV infront of 40 guests at my party because Man U. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This game has ruined my dream, my life, and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye

A few United players blankly standing around in front of the away end appearing to offer apologies. Ronaldo one of the first off and expressing his dismay to staff as he passes them. Maguire not far behind. What a mess Ten Hag finds himself in

@T13AEL @SamWallaceTel Ronaldo needs to go

@SamWallaceTel 2 games in and ETH knows who will throw him under the bus. Drop them/sell them going forward and use the academy where he lacks numbers. DDG/HM/BF/LS how many more managers and chances do they need?

@StePurpleHeart Haaland is going to cause havoc in every game he plays. He doesn't even need to touch the ball. He's occupying defenders for De Bruyne et al to take advantage of

Great win today for City. Easy as. Haaland's movement created the first two. Magnificant. And absolutely magnificent to see United (and Eriksen) get cunted by Brentford tbf.

@mcfc_lads He was a handful today

2 Goals and 1 Assist in Erling Haaland’s first 152 minutes of #PL action! ⚽️⚽️🅰️ How do you rate his start in the league for City? 🤔🔥

@City_Xtra City win, Utd lose

Selected #PL results today: Manchester City 4-0 Bournemouth Brentford 4-0 Manchester United

@JanAageFjortoft It's this living in the 90s, constantly asking ex players and managers for advice and massive sense of entitlement that's their problem...

Yes! You could get the owners out Yes! You can keep firing managers Yes! You can hope for new players But in my opinion the biggest problem at Man UTD now is the lack of a performance-culture Do all kind of decisions. But ask yourself…does that make our culture better?

@terryflewers Have you considered supporting your local team to save yourself some pain?

@Quinn25174257 Surely this is a parody...That gentleman is a cockney.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 inject this shit into my veins

@StevenMcinerney Thought Álvarez looked lively when he came on

Felt like a friendly tempo wise in that second half. Unsurprisingly. Job was done in the first 45 - still, excellent, professional performance.

@StePurpleHeart The sarcasm may be lost on me but what's wrong with it?

Cheesy as fuck

@VALIANT_UTD You're losing it pal

@VALIANT_UTD Not really

@VALIANT_UTD Right so 34 direct goal involvements in 38 starts...I'd say that's pretty good.

@BillyBi58628549 @Thogden @Daaz07 Top 30 players 😂 Who the fuck decides who finishes 9th, 17th or 30th. Its ludicrous. Top 3 are all that matters and even then the winner is really the only player we care about. To pretend Ronaldo and Vlahovic had better seasons than Rodri and Messi is just idiotic however.

Messi and Rodri not getting nominated for the Ballon d’Or is an absolute joke…

@StevenMcinerney It's happening today. Sun is shining, everyone is fresh, newly promoted team at home, Haaland buzzing with confidence...I'm going. It's written in the stars. I'm going for 6-0 Haaland 4, Álvarez 2.. KDB with 4 assists

Obviously it's still unlikely to happen today, and clearly won't happen every week, but I genuinely already reckon i'll go into each game now thinking Haaland could just grab a hat-trick or sumat. lol. It's mad.

@JeanneHerve And the other 5 names I mentioned? You just gonna ignore them.

On ne vous demande pas de regarder tous les championnats, juste d’éviter de l’ouvrir sur ceux que vous ne regardez pas. Il a osé citer Nkunku, qu’est-ce qu’il ne faut pas lire 🤡

@VALIANT_UTD How many g/a?

@Akmajor1 @ashaz_hussain @Thogden I love how every nominee is measured against Messi. The point is that Messi was obviously among the top 30 footballers of last season.

@PhanofEU @ashaz_hussain @Thogden Surely your joking about nkunku? He has been clear of messi in all aspects this season and you can’t even argue against it

@ashaz_hussain @Thogden The only positions that matter are the top 3. Who gives a shit who finishes 4th or 5th even.

@ashaz_hussain @Thogden Trophies clearly matter when it comes to the Ballon D'or. The winner always comes from the winner of either the UCL or a continental International trophy. It's daft to have 30 nominees anyway & clearly meaningless. How does one decide who finishes 15th over the person in 30th?