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phañtøm
@Phantom13455
efootball/COD gamer, REAL MADRID fan 🤍🤍, CRISTIANO RONALDO'S🐐biggest fan.
Katılım Eylül 2025
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As a guy why won't you like football??

ᴢᴇʟɪq Is ALONE ♪♪💙@zeliqisALONE06
Me once my gender starts talking about football
Ife, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English

Chelsea fans can go to bed now. Teams that are going to the champions League next season wants to have a meeting.
NNEOMA 🇮🇹@sparkliin
Man United fans can go to bed now. Teams that competing for trophies wants to have a meeting.
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Yesterday I tried to prove I’m a “real African man” by fixing the leaking tap myself. No plumber needed, my brother!
I grabbed pliers, tape, and pure village ingenuity. Ten minutes later, water was shooting like a fountain at a village funeral. My wife walked in, slipped, and did the “Ankara dance” across the kitchen floor.
Neighbor Aunty Ngozi heard the chaos and shouted over the fence: “Ah ah! This is why we marry engineers, not poets!”
Now the whole compound knows me as “Tap Destroyer.” Even the goat outside is judging me.
Who else has tried “African MacGyver” and created a bigger problem? Drop your DIY disasters below! 😂💦
#AfricanProblems #VillageEngineering
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And he’s got the same amount of trophies as they’ve got since leaving.
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𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯@heis_fede
“Trent didn’t join the Galaticos, he left them”😭😭😭
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🚨BREAKING: Real Madrid have reportedly told José Mourinho to forget about the coaching job after Damien strongly disapproved and threatened to stop supporting the club


🎟@damien_rmcf
I promise you if Mourinho joins Real Madrid... I leave Real Madrid and I promise you this fanbase wouldn't want that.
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