PhoebeWitThaPheet

Mom told me I’m the kid she’s most worried about never settling down and my single life style concerns her

ALLAH IF THAT MAN IS PLAYING WITH ME STRIKE HIM DOWN WITH LIGHTNING

he asked whose pussy is this and I said this is she

Convinced my manager to dump her boyfriend and return to the streets #NOWOMANLEFTBEHIND

I still remember that night you left. Closed the door and you stood by the window waiting… Like you were gonna SAY SOMETHING BUT YOU JUST WALKED AWAY

Don’t fucking talk to me this shit is not funny.

BUT SWEAR IF I SAW YOU TONIGHT WE COULD MAKE PEACE WITH IT NOT HAVE TO SLEEP WITH IT HAUNTING ME ALL OF THE TIME ID TAKE BACK THE SHIT THAT I SAID WHEN I WAS SO PISSED THAT YOU LEFT

SOMETIMES I WONDER WERE WE EVER EVEN FRIENDS?!?!? SOMETIMES I WONDER IF IT REALLY IS THE END?!?!?!? I WANNA WATCH YOU WHILE THE WORDS COME OUT YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU DONT MISS ME LIKE I KNOW YOU MISS ME NOW

quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia

Nobody was team Jacob for Bella. They wanted that racially ambiguous wolf for themselves

he asked whose pussy is this I’m like that’s subjective

Smoking a cigarette in that crisp mountain air hit like absolute crack on god

@samorawhat Staring at myself in the mirror while calling you fat as a house like I know that’s right 🫳🫸🫳

@samorawhat HAHAAHAHAHHAA

Was tryna have a conversation with Sam but i looked so sun-kissed and sexy I kept staring at myself in the mirror

Wait guys I love my friends and I love my roommates like my life is so fucking awesome cause the people in it are so fucking awesome 💔

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer

getting fine in your 20s after being chopped your whole life

Oh my god like I’m really gonna carry this grief forever bring my Shayla back

read for 4 hours and now im about to buy street food and watch youtube videos

@gasstationread HAHAHAHAHAHA

What if instead of getting a new car I just buy a motorcycle and elevate my sex factor by another 10 fold