Phil Holland

@TimSeers @ladbible Eah

@ladbible Get rid of them mushrooms you sick bastards

One item has to go. What is it?

@NixonJules Impressive pic: 10/10 for cropping and no shadow. Disgusting food: but tbf I hate prawns and pasta and Cuba

Cuban prawn pasta

@NixonJules What they? Ice creams? Toy shops?

Which one?

And now I've got #Reds

@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @timkeyperson @acast Sparkling water water wheel

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@NixonJules @TimSeers @FootyAccums I always seem to forget he played for Chelsea... And Roma. And The Galaxy. And Derby County two years ago wtf!?!?

@TimSeers @FootyAccums TAKE YOUR PILLS!!! HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU

ON THIS DAY IN 2006: Ashley Cole made his debut for Chelsea. 🔵 The best left-back the Premier League has ever seen? 🤔

#itk #UnfinishedBusiness

She so bad. But funny memes @kirsten_tough thepoke.co.uk/2021/04/26/lin…

@NixonJules @samdruiff Oh sorry... 🤔🙄😅 Oh yeah lol, love that picture

@PhilHlnd @samdruiff The sandwich you dumb fuck. Your favourite picture of all time. You once had it as your WhatsApp picture.

Omg that’s so funny! Someone do a joke about Milliband eating a sandwich bet no ones done that before!! 🥴🥴

@NixonJules @samdruiff I've never really seen the program but oh yeah he does look like them 🧐🤔

@samdruiff @PhilHlnd this is your area!!!

@NixonJules ???

Oh fuck off maidenhead and leave me alone

@NixonJules Hated climbing that big tower

@PhilHlnd OK hopefully I liberate the island by then

Far cry @PhilHlnd ?

@NixonJules @TORQUAYTALK @NonLeagueCrowd @RichHeesem @RachelVillavox @DomRoman @TUSTCOYY @FanHub_Football @01___TD Wrong Mark Hamill. Wookie error 😂

@TORQUAYTALK @NonLeagueCrowd @RichHeesem @RachelVillavox @DomRoman @TUSTCOYY @FanHub_Football @01___TD What is luke skywalker doing supporting Sutton?

TT OPPOSITION Q&A: Sutton fan Mark Hamill discusses his team ahead of Tuesday's clash at Plainmoor. #tufc torquaytalk.com/2021/01/25/tt-…

@Sporf Since when did Teresa May start commentating on Man U?

❌ Still no van de Beek in the starting XI for United tonight... 🤔 Do you want to see more of him United fans?

@NixonJules @TUFC1899 @BOREHAM_WOODFC Good choice #meze

So today I would of made the short journey to watch the super @TUFC1899 take on @BOREHAM_WOODFC in the fa trophy Probably would of stepped into the Greek Aberford restaurant for a bite to eat and a pre match drink or 4 #coyy #yellowarmy

@NixonJules @BorisJohnson @MattHancock @RishiSunak @GOVUK @MayorofLondon @jeremycorbyn @Conservatives @DominicRaab @labour Very original

Give up all of your expenses. Myself and the rest of the UK would rather it go somewhere deserving!!!! @BorisJohnson @MattHancock @RishiSunak @GOVUK @MayorofLondon @jeremycorbyn @Conservatives @DominicRaab @labour Tag every politician you can!!!

@doctor_oxford @OwenJones84 They'll recover from being off work, whereas the vulnerable one's getting vaccinated won't recover from dying 💁

There are now 46,000 NHS staff off with Covid. This is a direct result of the government choosing *not* to make staff first priority for vaccines. Quite apart from how devastating that decision was for NHS morale (are we, basically, expendable?) it was also staggeringly stupid.

@thedanhorler @NixonJules @TUFC1899 @FCHTOnline I thought I would be closer but am not

@NixonJules @TUFC1899 @FCHTOnline 😭😭

How many of the @TUFC1899 yellow army should be making there way to the middle of nowhere @FCHTOnline halifax? Would of been quite the journey for me so respect for all of you that would of made the trip.