Phil Howe

@alexjlongman A completely random, by chance selected salary of £12,570 for me and all my family. 👀

A salary of £12,000 you say 👀 🤔

@michadwick86 @louistdickson Pisser! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Harry Hill and TV Burp are trending… it’s a good time to bring this back.

@michadwick86 @SamCaton_ Fucking hell 🤣

this would have gone triple platinum on tv burp

@DiscussingFilm Wow this looks dreadful.

First trailer for the Australian remake of ‘THE OFFICE’ Releasing October 18 internationally on Prime Video.

@alexjlongman Don’t

Not the way we wanted to start the season but thank you to all the fans for coming out you were amazing. We wanted to make a better night for the fans but we’ll move onto the next game 💪🏻 #mufc

@alexjlongman I don’t like any sport in the Olympics which involves judges scoring. 😂

Why are people arsed about lads running in a straight line when this exists

@LFCADB @michadwick86 He’s both! 😂

@LFCADB @michadwick86 Absolutely classic childhood film! Watched it about 100 times growing up!

@michadwick86 Omg! 🙌🏼

Same energy

@alexjlongman Wait until you find out how much restaurants pay for their £25-bottle wine. 🤦🏼‍♂️🙄😉

This is wild. A regular fry up you’d make at home, for TWENTY EIGHT English pounds.

@alexjlongman Hey I’m not critiquing your tekkers merely making the point that your annual tweet sits along side “The Coke advert” and “All I Want For Christmas” as a KPI on “Feeling Christmassy” 😂

@PhilJHowe Hang on

It doesn’t feel Christmassy yet as @alexjlongman hasn’t tweeted about doing his Christmas shopping at the Trafford Centre on Christmas Eve and the fact that it’s dead quiet and chilled.

Me on a Sunday when I’ve done 13 hours of training throughout the week

@alexjlongman @LFCADB @michadwick86

@LFCADB @PhilJHowe @michadwick86 Look at this guy getting in the absolute shape of his life setting PBs in 3 different disciplines that we could only dream of what a dweeb

@LFCADB Probably too simplified for reasons I don’t fully understand but for me, Isreal should pull out of Westbank and leave it to Palestinian control but retain control of the Gaza Strip.

@LFCADB And what would you do with all the Isrealis?

@LFCADB My only bone of contention with your point is Isreal do not target innocent women & children. There has been many Palestinian civilian casualties of war as a result of the fighting but they are not targets. What Hamas are doing now is crossing that line and it is barbaric.

@LFCADB I’m not gonna defend Israel pal, so I’m not arguing any point you think I’m making. My understanding is they want “Israel” to themselves I.e want to drive Palestinians out of Palestine all together. More of a land grab akin to Russia in Ukraine than a genocide.