Phil McGrath

@Wozzo22 @tomhfh In the nuts hopefully

@PhilMMcG @tomhfh They're rebooting him

Why would he be late to sit down next to his best buddy Donald?

@GuidoFawkes Starmer is a horse’s arse

Starmer's spokesman says the ponies will not be summarily executed and Natural England does not in any case have the power to order their culling. Just abolish it...

@GuidoFawkes Natural England, the Environment Agency, English Heritage, they are all enemies of the countryside

@ClarksonsFarm1 Only if they are towing caravans

Who here would watch Jeremy review tractors?🤔

@CrossCountryUK Hi. What is the issue with the 9.27 from Plymouth to Worcestershire Parkway? It left on time but is now showing a 30 minute delay.

@GBNEWS They lost it years ago

Belfast serves as a wake-up call but political elites now risk losing the faith of the nation gbnews.com/opinion/belfas…

@tomhfh Did the police handcuff the victim because they thought he had said some racist hurty words?

PSNI statement on Belfast stabbing: - Incident happened at 10.30pm Monday evening - Officers arrived within minutes, arrested suspect, administered first aid - Ambulance service arrived minutes later - Victim has significant injuries to eyes, neck, back - Sudanese national is in custody - Immigration status of individual is thought to be that he was given leave to remain, Home Office to say more - Police not looking for any other suspects -Kitchen knife recovered at scene - Early stages, but no suggestion this is terror related - Increased police presence across Northern Ireland today - Police asking people to be mindful of what they share on social media - Asked not to share videos that cause trauma to loved ones of victim, and may impact investigation - Urges calm from communities in response to this - PSNI will continue to give updates over course of the day

@AntiLeftMemes @Jackie68797834 Labia?

@EssexPR Nice try. You’re still barred, Starmer! OYF

We don’t need you to allow us… Headline grabber.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Jeremy always hated Metros

Oh f*** off. farm* 🙂

@GuidoFawkes 🐮💩

EU Relations Minister Nick Thomas Symonds Says His Phone With Mandelson Messages Was Stolen order-order.com/2026/06/02/eu-…

@GBNEWS @benjaminbutter It’s past little Benji’s bedtime and mummy has his cocoa and rusk ready for him when he gets home.

'Kemi Badenoch is nowhere near intellectually capable of being the British PM!' Journalist and broadcaster @BenjaminButter gives his verdict on Kemi Badenoch while discussing whether British politics is taken seriously enough.

@GuidoFawkes Andrew George. The boomerang MP. The Cornish voters get rid of him yet somehow he keeps coming back. He’s desperate for some sort of legacy so he’s backing this satanic bill. Odious creep.

Desperate Campaigners Lobbying Hard to Revive Doomed Assisted Suicide Bill order-order.com/2026/05/22/des…

@10DowningStreet Nothing to do with you though. Don’t claim credit for it, you grifter

Good news: inflation has fallen today. Our action to reduce energy bills - with the price cap dropping by £117 - means inflation is now lower. There’s more to do - this government is delivering for Britain.

@brexitblog_info @peteratcmc Why do they hate us so much?

“Labour plots to use mansion tax to raid inheritances” You really can’t hate Labour enough. telegraph.co.uk/money/tax/news…

@GuidoFawkes Why do they hate us so much?

Starmer and Powell’s Syria Links Under Scrutiny Yet Again order-order.com/2026/05/19/sta…

Reform vs Labour in Makerfield.

@EssexPR @thetimes That will be Lord Afzhal to you. Next week.

Andy Burnham is rumoured to want to stand in Manchester Rusholme for his return to Parliament. MP Afzhal Khan has not issued a denial. Via @thetimes

@PaulBrandITV Fresh deckchairs

Keir Starmer has already replaced the ministers who resigned today. Flurry of appointments: - Nesil Caliskan MP becomes Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State in the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government - Natalie Fleet MP becomes Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State in the Home Office - Catherine Atkinson MP becomes Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State in the Ministry of Justice - Preet Kaur Gill MP becomes Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State in the Department of Health and Social Care - Gen Kitchen MP becomes Comptroller of HM Household (Government Whip) - Deirdre Costigan MP becomes Junior Lord of the Treasury (Government Whip) - Shaun Davies MP becomes Assistant Whip, House of Commons