Phil Meadley

OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.

Nigel Farage has 5 houses. Zack Polanski lives in a house share with 5 other people. The media is trying to tell you Zack is the problem.

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

Another hit for Russian backed candidate Mr Farage. A real newspaper might have devoted a front page or two to his five million quid “gift for security” (sic) Amazing what can happen when the son of a KGB agent owns a paper and Thailand crypto billionaire gives money to burn

During the Nuremberg Trials, Hermann Göring gave an interview to psychologist Gustave Gilbert and said: “Of course the people don’t want war. Why would some poor farmer want to risk his life in a war when the best he can hope for is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, people don’t want war. No one wants war in Russia, England, America — not even in Germany. That’s obvious. But in the end, it’s the leaders of a country who determine policy. And it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it’s a democracy, a communist state, a parliament, or a fascist dictatorship.” Gilbert objected: “But there is one difference in a democracy — the people have a voice through their elected representatives.” To which Göring replied: “That’s all well and good, but whether the people have a voice or not, they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and for exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nuremberg Diary, April 18, 1946 Doesn’t it sound familiar?

@AlisonMoyet @RodLong2469 @LangmanVince Haha #teamalison

@RodLong2469 @LangmanVince Don’t be daft. I’ve got old lady tits, ya mentalist.

Has Robert Smith from The Cure transitioned into a lesbian?

@mrsimonraymonde He'd know 50 Shades of Grey better than the bible.

Fella is a massive flake, a whopping fake, who knoweth not what he spake, a sex pest for heaven’s sake.

@AlisonMoyet Rod Stewart?

People in their 60’s wanting to have a kid. I’m a granny & it’s brilliant tho’ knackering. We all say wryly ‘But we can give them back’. Yes,the child will certainly lose their parent still young but moreover the child will inevitably become the carer. Who’d choose that for them?

@Matt_Pinner Rich

How would you describe JK Rowling in one word?

@AlisonMoyet Haha it's a low benchmark

@thenitinsawhney Just about, Nitin. Most radio people I know seem to have moved to Bluesky. Congrats on the new Harry Potter soundtrack.

Is anyone I used to speak to still here? Just checking…

@RichardAyoade "Where?" is an important one. Sounds great, though.

I'm going on a tour I think. When? Soon. How to find out even more? Here fane.co.uk/richard-ayoade

@OfficialHuey Has the Axminster date been cancelled?

I'm having a great time on this run of dates! Kendal tonight... hueymorgan.com for dates & deets.

@AlisonMoyet Great photo!

Happy Mother’s Day x

@AlisonMoyet And sometimes they keep patting your head and putting you in a corner.

Think of Tours like dating. Sometimes you’re not going somewhere cos they never asked you out. It’s not cos you think them ugly shitters, they’re just not into the cut of your jib. Sometimes you don’t go to a restaurant cos it’s fully booked. It happens. It’s life. It’s alright

@mrsimonraymonde It's all corporate bollocks.

If that’s representative of ‘the music industry’, i feel like I’m a stranger in a different business altogether. Nothing i recognise or feel affinity with. #BRITs

@AlisonMoyet Also the irony in the outcry when the film is literally about the condition... I felt v sorry for him.

With all the upset around the current Tourette’s debate & what a life-crushing condition it must be to live with, made me think of that impulse when looking down from a height. The voice, even without s*icidal ideation, that compels you to jump, jump, jump. It feels relatable.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" RIP Robert Duvall

'The End', the first episode of Red Dwarf, was originally broadcast on this day in 1988.

@OfficialHuey hey Huey. You up for musical collabs? If so can I DM you about something?