Michael Philander 🇬🇾

@SebOnFootball Then trump bombs the tottenham hotspur stadium

Just had a vision… Pochettino calls an emergency presser in the States. Announces he’s leaving for personal reason. No one knows anything. America’s World Cup hopes in tatters Next day….Tottenham emergency presser. What’s going on. Is it Sherwood back? Redknapp? Manager announcement? Poch walks into the presser. Full black suit. Gives Alasdair Gold a bear hug whilst screaming ‘VAMOSSSS’ and clasping his balls. Sits down. Composes himself. Announces he’s the new Tottenham manager. That he could never of let this happen to us. In Argentinian. His translator then announces it and the room erupts again. Absolute carnage on Spurs twitter. Carnage. Sunderland away. First game. 0-4 Spurs Dele Alli resigns as free agent, off the bench with a brace. We win every remaining game, stay up and Poch is here for the next decade. Wins the lot. Anyway

@Footballtweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🇫🇷🗣️ Patrice Evra: “I’m not going to mention the player out of respect, but when I was playing for Juventus, one day we were on the club's plane. I went to the bathroom and in the last seat I saw a player crying. I thought: 'What's going on? We don't have internet here, maybe he lost a family member.' I asked him: 'Why are you crying, brother?'. He tells me: 'Because of this movie (The Notebook), this is the fourth time I've seen it and I always cry.' And I said to him: 'Okay...'. Honestly, I couldn't believe it, I went back to my seat with Carlos Tévez and said: 'Listen, don't say anything, but this guy is crying over a movie. Can you believe it?'. Tévez just laughed, but didn't say anything. When we landed, in the locker room, and in front of everyone, Tévez said: 'Boss, how is it possible that we're going to war with a player who cries over The Notebook?'. (Laughter). And my face just dropped in embarrassment. I never told him anything in secret again."

Comedy show

@SB8308715342770 I think for a good team to work they must have Elite backroom staff, elite players or elite coach. This seaon we have had neither of the three hence we may get relegated.

@SB8308715342770 @Kish_P14 Lange is our anti-christ

@Kish_P14 Paratici had a deal lined up for him 12 months ago When Motta wanted him gone, Lange knew better 🤣

If you want a passionate midfielder go get someone who also has the quality to back it up Locatelli provides Palhinha and Gallagher mentality, but can actually play football too!

@SB8308715342770 Souza x porro

Let Souza play next game, because Spence is having a negative impact on the team imo. Spence is the kind of player when things don’t go right adds to the negative moments making it worse. Body language and attitude kills the mood of the players around him and he ain’t left footed!

@fertineo Pathetic beliefs and dreams.. your country rulers conceded this territory over 100 years ago. They know the truth but taught you so many lies that you hate the truth. Not Orinoco in the original scheme of things was british. You got that during the 1899 arbitration award.

Es bueno recordar que Venezuela es así y Guyana es así...

@MarioNawfal @Starlink The posted map is fake please stop sharing this

Starlink puts Venezuela on the map. Half-price rollout. No online orders yet. Local kit. Global signal. Online. From orbit. @Starlink

@SB8308715342770 We look like a soulless circus

@Onlyaxelander @DatosAme24 We dint lose our president with cubas along putting up a fight

@Philander003 @DatosAme24 Jajaj no

Waht if Vinai was sent by Arsenal to relegate us ??? #Coys #Frankout

@EmmaRincon They also continue to parade with maps depicting Essequibo as theirs. Its sad that Trump worked so hard and they still peddling narratives he is against.

🚨 BREAKING The Delcy Rodríguez dictatorship has staged a drone show demanding that the Trump administration release the narco-terrorist Nicolás Maduro. In private, it claims it will cooperate, but inside Venezuela they continue to hold political prisoners, repress the population, and incite their supporters against the United States.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@SB8308715342770 He is delusional

🎙️| Thomas Frank on if he thinks his team is close to turning things around: “I would refer to the last seven games. I think they have been quite regularly in the right direction and where it’s such a little things that need to drop for us.” → Tottenham have created more big chances and XG in 2 games in the last 7 Liverpool & Sunderland!

@MarioNawfal She still parades with a pin on her chest that claims half of Guyana. Its sad that trump has not spoken to her about that. The whole push for Essequibo was Maduro failed ideology to cover up things he was doing. Crazy that after Trumps stance on people like that, she still do it

🚨🇻🇪 VENEZUELA'S INTERIM PRESIDENT: “NEW POLICY IN THE MAKING” Delcy Rodriguez just made it clear: Venezuela is rolling out a new game plan diplomatically, economically, and politically. She called on foreign diplomats to “tell the truth” about Venezuela to their capitals, hinting at a bigger sovereignty push and some serious oil sector shakeups. Feels like Venezuela’s trying to reset the narrative while reworking its oil and foreign policies, but only time will tell how this will ultimately move markets and mess with geopolitics. Source: @vioryvideo

@SB8308715342770 Wouldn't mind his return. Exactly what we need for player development.

Pochettino and Luca Williams Barnett Would make sense!

@statsglobe Z 5

🇱🇧 Countries with the most Lebanese: 1. 🇧🇷 Brazil: 2,000,000 2. 🇦🇷 Argentina: 1,200,000 3. 🇨🇴 Colombia: 1,200,000 4. 🇺🇸 United States: 440,279 5. 🇻🇪 Venezuela: 340,000 6. 🇦🇺 Australia: 340,000 7. 🇨🇦 Canada: 190,275 8. 🇩🇪 Germany: 147,000 9. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 120,000 10. 🇸🇾 Syria: 105,000 11. 🇪🇨 Ecuador: 100,000 12. 🇨🇮 Ivory Coast: 100,000 13. 🇲🇽 Mexico: 100,000 Note: People with Lebanese ancestry. Excluding Lebanon. Data is from different years but fairly recent. Source: Wikipedia

@SB8308715342770 Need Sebastian or Hernandez

Thomas Frank says Tottenham are in a transitional phase and remember they finished 17th last season. He has Tottenham sat in 14th, I really wanted this to workout, but each time he talks he loses the fanbase no reading of the room at all!

@SB8308715342770 Terrible times indeed