Philip Broomhead

Thinking back to that time when I retained my title as World Conker Champion... the first to ever win the competition two years running and therefore definitively the best Conker player this world has ever seen.

Happy Friday everyone.

@EwanRCD @Travman6746 @SixNationsRugby @simonrug Tell me you haven’t played rugby without telling me you haven’t played rugby

@Travman6746 @SixNationsRugby @simonrug It’s a ridiculous rule. How could that tiny jump cause anyone an injury?

The winner of this weekend's ‘Try that wasn’t awarded’ is this stunner from Taulupe Faletau 😍 Disallowed due to Blair Murray’s jump over the Scotland defender! #GuinnessM6N

@elonmusk In other words… you are the mainstream media?

We are the leading news source in the UK!

Never even liked tennis anyway.

@Andypolitics22 @bertnews @implausibleblog Hahahahaha “I like to pay for a free service provided by America for 0 added value”

@bertnews @implausibleblog I like to pay for stuff I use 👍

Kemi Badenoch speaking down to Angela Rayner Demonstrating that she is one very very sore loser

The extreme Right are very loud rather than very popular. But as long as the media mistake loudness for popularity, the extreme Right will keep getting more airtime than their rivals. That’s not to underestimate the very real frustrations with politics that many of their supporters feel, but it does give us the first very real sign that the march of the Far Right is not as relentless and unstoppable as they would browbeat us into believing. It’ll be hard work and demand full attention, but they CAN be stopped. And that gives me hope.

@LizKershawDJ @keirstarmer

EVERY child @KeirStarmer ? What about those who will have to leave their school because you are adding 20% to the cost of their education?

Convinced this is an AI… except I think AI would respond with more variations. Where did the art of oratory and rhetoric in politics go?

@Thorin Both in close to domestic form as well

After four years of waiting for knight vs. Chovy in a LAN Bo5 it is here! #MSI2024

'It must be allowed to go ahead.' Grandson of Winston Churchill, Lord Nicholas Soames, tells @AndrewMarr9 that he doesn't think Palestine protests on Armistice Day should be banned as 'a lot of people' died in the war to 'assert freedom'.

@AdamJenks96 @AndyGoode10 He had a tenth of the time to react of Josh Adams’s off the ball/after stopping of play shoulder charge in the first half 🤷🏼‍♂️

@AndyGoode10 So because he called tackle you can smash someone in the face?

Correct call from Karl Dickson fair play to him that’s just a rugby incident where Tomkins gets hit

@ArshadDahlan123 @jaredwright17 Luke Pierce is quality

I think that's about right. Quite a bit of mitagation with an abosorbing tackle and he was on his knees. Unfortunately he means Mapimpi goes off. #RSAvTGA #RWC2023

Luke Pierce is the best referee at this tournament. Clear, quick and correct decision making. Controls the game. Good relationship with the players. I hope he’s in the final #RWC #RSAvsTGA

I put the wrong Larnell Lewis link in… (don’t get me wrong it’s still worth the watch) but here’s the one I meant youtu.be/fuhHU_BZXSk?si…

Also don’t watch Larnell Lewis do this: youtu.be/L_XJ_s5IsQc?si… Refute from watching Adam Rapa do this: youtu.be/_7Dt5m0eq0s?si… Say Nay to Thundercat for this: youtu.be/zhVgbZdMdb0?si… And definitely don’t watch any of Tank And The Bangers do this: youtu.be/XiROYerSoEo?si…

Anyone else get this feeling of jealousy/remorse when they watch a video of someone playing another instrument extremely well? Wishing that you’d picked their instrument rather than your own??? If so then DONT watch this criminally underrated performance youtu.be/mJZ4zd7Acq0?si…

South Africa played with three 9’s in the squad. England completely out thinking them with 3 10’s on the field… your move Rassie #ENGvCHI #5head

@TheLooseH What George Ford knows, that many in rugby do not, is that the team that scores the most points will win the game, and so he simply scores points whenever he has the chance.

Lovely 5 star review! Only two weeks left to get to see this wacky and bizarre show!