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LOOK: EDSA bus lane transforms into a speedway as Yamaha and Honda riders engage in a thrilling kamote drag race 📸 Ctto.

1984 two-minutes hate reference?

Report: President Marcos Jr. booed by mentally disoriented children infront of a fucking projector during his 2nd State of the Nation Address #SONA2023

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Activists were not satisfied with the second State of the Nation Address of President Ferdinand Marcos Jr., shouting “boos” after his speech. #SONA2023 | via @josiahvantonio

LOOK: Many of the country's famous beautiful tourist spots were featured in the Department of Tourism (DOT)'s 'Love The Philippines' advertisement video #LoveThePhilippines

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Senate President Juan Miguel Zubiri (@migzzubiri) is calling on bilyonaryos at the helm of the country’s largest companies to refrain from buying luxury cars so that they can provide better pay to their employees. READ: tinyurl.com/p6pysbx8

Report: In a stunning move for inclusivity, McDonald's Philippines now accepts pedestrians who self-identify as 'Motorized Vehicles' in Drive Thrus "We are now accepting strong and independent individuals who 'don't need no cars' in our drive-thrus." Management says

Report: Leni Robredo thanks God that nobody is talking about her anymore or even keeping her relevant

Report: An EDSA 'People Power Revolution' veteran reportedly woke up from a coma after 36 years, then immediately returned back to being comatose after being told by the nurse who the current President is

JUST IN: Queen Maria Leonor I has been crowned as Queen of Angat Kingdom NGA in Naga City

"We are forced to suspend our fire operations in our country especially in the Greater Manila Area so that we will be able to conserve water amid the El Niño fury. Under this circumstance it is better to put out the fire yourselves or keep the fire burning." BFP spokesperson says

Report: The Bureau of Fire Protection (BFP) has aimed to conserve water by suspending fire operations nationwide amid threats of strong El Niño.

The National Task Force to End Local Communist Armed Conflict (NTF-ELCAC) is yet to decide on whether they should officially consider the couple as "Corned Beef" or "Canned Sardines"

In August last year, the Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP) reported that a boat exploded in waters off Catbalogan, Samar following an alleged gunfight between soldiers and the group of passengers, which may have included the Tiamzons.

Report: Communist Party of the Philippines (CPP) spokesperson Marcos Valbuena has announced its ban on canned sardines and corned beef because it reminds them of the Tiamzon couple. (THREAD)

JUST IN: The Manila International Airport Authority (MIAA) has announced that they will be using Neri Colmenares' etits as a temporary electric power generator for Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) Terminal 3 amid power outage, dozens of flight cancellations

Report: Dozens of flights were canceled on Monday, Labor Day, after a man reportedly unplugged the system electricity power to charge his phone causing a power outage that hit the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) Terminal 3.

Report: Talo si Leni at mananatiling talunan

"As much as possible dapat po iwasan muna natin ang paliligo at paginom ng tubig para tumigil ang pagbaba ng lebel ng tubig sa Angat Dam." NWRB tells PDNS in a press release

Report: Banning the use of bathrooms and prohibiting the consumption of drinking water are among the options being considered by the government in managing water supply from Angat Dam amid threats posed by El Niño, according to the National Water and Resources Board (NWRB)