Phil👽

@Will_Hanline @Donald1065920 Nothing

@PhillMalkin @Donald1065920 What?

I have such a big crush on you. ♡

My boyfriend got suspended

@t3ddybearuris Thanks

@PhillMalkin Showering more than once after helped.

Any recommendations for soaps that get the smell of sewer off of you

@TheodoreUris Nothing

@PhillMalkin Phillip Malkin. What the fuck are you talking about.

@wenttozier I mean you seemed nice when you were younger, I definitely would’ve been friends with you. If my version of you ever pops up I’ll try talking to him. I feel kind of bad that the older me’s are being like that

@PhillMalkin I mean when we were kids (in my timelines?)I heard you joining in on the teasing but I didn’t think you hated me until the two older you’s popped up, I actually wanted to be friends with you and Teddy back then

What the hell happened in the span of 3 years that made the two older me’s hate Wentworth, I just thought my version of him was a little bit annoying but like 90% of the people in Derry are annoying

@jessicajackkson This is heat

#NewProfilePic i see we’re all changing our pfps

@nellyartz I can resonate with this

@PhillMalkin sorry I need to feel heard

why is that viva person in every single reply section to people saying phil and teddy are queer get a life bro

Borrowed some bird books because the Stans always talk about birdwatching and this guy decided to join today

@nellyartz Why are we yelling

@lillyganpilled LILLY BAINBRIDGE IS A LESBIAN RONNIE GROGAN IS BISEXUAL TEDDY URIS IS GAY PHIL MALKIN IS BISEXUAL WILL HANLON IS BISEXUAL RICH SANTOS IS BISEXUAL MARGE TRUMAN IS PANSEXUAL MATTY CLEMENTS IS NONBINARY SUSIE MALKIN IS SEVEN

Kind of losing the idgaf war

@nellyartz @TeddyyUris Wow thanks can I get one too

a real thing i ordered love u guys @TeddyyUris @PhillMalkin

@TeddyyUris WHAT

@PhillMalkin Close your FUCKING eyes. Damn.

Unsupervised and cooking

@susieemalkinn Thanks Susie :)

@PhillMalkin You! :)

Guys who is your favourite Phil

@wenttozier Awww thanks Went

@PhillMalkin You

@wenttozier Sorry for anything rude I’ve ever said, Went

Seeing the comments about my teeth all over again, can you please stop? Because two of my kids kinda inherited that and I don’t want them seeing that shit and internalising it

@wenttozier Thanks Went

@PhillMalkin It’ll get better kid

Sometimes I really miss my mom