Philly Smith

You’re a freak - Acid Klaus ft @PhillyPiper (official video) I made this yesterday (DIY TILL I die) when we visited the ‘BARRAS’ whilst playing in Glasgow. Please enjoy and share x youtu.be/gIyFzyWtDYY

Yep - that’s @PhillyPiper Available for wedding bagpipes & art pop yodelling :)

@caroline_binnie @ACID_KLAUS @ZENFCLTD @PhillyPiper Another cracker from Acid Klaus isn't it. I came up short trying to find out more about Philly Piper the other day tho🧐

@gigticket @caroline_binnie @ACID_KLAUS @ZENFCLTD A wedding bagpiper is just about the best thing I could ever aim to be!

You’re A Freak by Acid Klaus ft. Philly Piper is my song of the week, deliciously addictive synth pop, helmed by the estimable Adrian Flanagan. youtu.be/3CgKfRwnhiM #sotw @ACID_KLAUS @ZENFCLTD @PhillyPiper

Streaming everywhere now - my new single ‘You’re a Freak ft @PhillyPiper ‘ - please share, add to your playlists and demand your local dj and radio presenter plays it for the good of all mankind. Cheers all for the support x lnk.to/acidfreak

Certified BANGER. @laurenlaverne said so. Put it in your ears @gregjames @BBCR1

@andotheridiots Oh my lorddddd!

Even worse, they still have another 21 hours on the coach to get where they're going the other side 😬😬😬

My little daughter left school on a coach at 7pm last night. They are still in Dover queuing for ferry 18 hours later. Sunlit uplands etc... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-651430…

@GreggsOfficial I am always greeted by the 21 Market Place Greggs in Sheffield by the cheeriest most lovely team of angels! They always have my latte ready with a special message and first thing when I stagger in like the zombified sleep deprived mother that I am they make my absolute DAY! X

We’re feeling kind 😜💙 tell us why you love Greggs to win a little treat on us #RandomActsofKindnessDay

@peaklass1 @andotheridiots

Sometimes the biggest beauty comes in the smallest scenes. Not the grand views or the iconic landscapes, but the quiet moments of walking the country lanes. I couldn't have asked for more on this winter morning than the milky sun drifting through the trees and the mist shining.

@mcksalsa I make the goddam cups of tea, reheat them 3 times and find them in the microwave the next day 😭 sending hot drink possibilities and love xxxx

@andotheridiots You sparkly bastards I love youuuuuu!

Update: Went for a diva outfit change as all my mates were wearing their #RosaBloom and I felt left out 😀

Happy birthday to meee!! I do not foresee any issues with drinking this bottle which is literally as big as my entire torso, no no

@racheltoal I am the needle in your giving birth on Halloween haystack! OOH the memories! #shivers

One last try for a mum who gave birth / went into labour at Halloween in the last couple of years. For a nice birth story feature. Know anyone? Getting desperate! 🎃 #journorequest #prrequest #AskTwitter

@mcksalsa HOW DARE THEY NOT GET YOU A SPRITE WITH NO ICE? Not one person? This makes me soooooo mad 😭

@h0rdur Are you kidding me???!!!!

One of the rarest photo I’ve captured. Those are Polar stratospheric clouds and only form under very specific conditions in the lower stratosphere 🌈 #polarstratosphericclouds #iceland © Hörður Kristleifsson

@RedDennis1 All Hail Red Dennis

@andotheridiots Also now I need to watch it with you IMMEDIATELY

@andotheridiots LINDS when I watched it with Mum we were both IN ABSOLUTE TATTERS. Mince and TATTIES. Real life ugly cry BAWLING! I blame beautiful Amanda Seyfried, beautiful Lily James and beautiful Meryl Streep!

Just watched Mamma Mia 2 again to confirm my hypothesis that I can't watch it without bawling my eyes out like a giant weeping baby. I mean, it's objectively a terrible film but something happens to me like a reflex and I can't help but ugly cry. The kids were horrified.

@mcksalsa How do you say it please?! Xoxo

@andotheridiots Soz I'm not Darcy but I do bloody love you xxxx

Please, someone, declare how much you ardently admire and love me

Feel like if I stand here for a bit longer with any luck I might encounter a sopping wet Mr Darcy.