Philomena Cunk

What does hunger, tubes, and the empire all have in common?

What is morning and where does it go later?

@3InABedMovie what is three in a bed and who put them there?

Where do all the tubes live when no-one is driving them? #tubestrike

What is important? And is this it? "@3InABedMovie: @Philomena_Cunk #AskCunk Big gay Musical wedding Telly at it's #Worst or #Best?"

Nick v Nigel. Its like Cunk v Shitpeas but they will be trying to be speak to the common man instead of our intellectual insight #LBCdebate

If only @Philomena_Cunk had been our entry for #eurovisionuk we might have got a point :-(

Who saw Horizon? What is decisions? And how do we make them?

No. "@iPolicy: Hmmm…Fiona Hill’s accent and mannerisms remind me of @Philomena_Cunk. Am I watching too much Charlie Brooker? #AskCunk"

Hmmm…Fiona Hill’s accent and mannerisms remind me of @Philomena_Cunk. Am I watching too much Charlie Brooker? #AskCunk

@Philomena_Cunk not only the cutest person on TV but also the most astute!

What is news? Not my wonder. But the expert Jeremy Paxman's, from newsnight and Russell Brand tribute shows

Who are loose women? Why aren't they winning women?

@loosewomenitv you need to get @Philomena_Cunk on. It would be hilarious. #loosewomen

Cunk wins bronze #ilovecurling

What is devolution? And is it so Alex Salmond can win best single at the Scots?

How old is James Corden? Older than he looks as he's obviously spent many years convincing people he's funny. What moisturiser does he use?

For someone who likes to finish his sentences with, "go away", @charltonbrooker has a lot of people who follow him. Leave him alone.

What is curling? And why am I doing it? #ilovecurling "@weareallants @Philomena_Cunk is that you curling for Team GB?