Phineas “Falcon Lover” Mcdrunkington

Got offered the opportunity to go on a 2 man with 2 bluzz (black huzz) might lose my black belt.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Please Read, Share, and Comment. I love you all! The Final #Aderbomb

@UWOMuse @Adertitsoff1975 #rapable

@Adertitsoff1975 @PhineasFalcon #Rape this guy

What maybe the final #Tappedin…. Big news coming tomorrow…. stay tuned #WeareReedSeckar

@Adertitsoff1975 @UWOMuse Yes. #chills

@PhineasFalcon @UWOMuse

@WIACmilk Sick tweet TQ, she prob wasn’t too bad I wouldn’t worry ab it

Took an early transition 3 last night. Gotta find some patience in this game man, I’m becoming the hunted instead of the hunter these days…

Haven’t tweeted in a min, just gonna get this out here and collect 7 views, 1 like, probably no replies. #missingRF

@BentonSwathford @masonneers65 #kinda #itslegittho

@PhineasFalcon @masonneers65 First ever burner pyramid scheme

Not starting internship till mid June and having no income till then is killing me. If anyone has recommendations on a side gig please let me know

@WIACmilk @wiacdonny Bro literally eat my taint, I’ve had it up to here with u

@PhineasFalcon @wiacdonny Shut up gay boy

@WIACmilk we are killing the dart circle!! #dlfisgay

Need to go check on the boy ASAP! #whereAMIRN #whatintheHECK

@UWWBaseball @WillieWarhawk69 Uwrf with the championship by default as the only team to defeat the warhawks in wiac contest this season!!

🚨WIAC CHAMPS🚨 UWW Baseball secures WIAC Tournament home with with a 11-9 win over the Eagles! #BecomeGreat #PoweredByTradition

@Holden_Tudix90 Banger ngl, would be impactful if you weren’t busy hanging out with “retarded gorillas”

Do you like apples? @PhineasFalcon

@WillieWarhawk69 @bryan_mich7 @MileniumFalconn @andybusch60 I’ll give u the fact that Richie Warren was a Warhawk, past that there’s nothing I’m impressed with.

@PhineasFalcon @bryan_mich7 @MileniumFalconn @andybusch60 Congrats on your 1 win out of 6 games. You guys suck this hawk cock and until proven otherwise I won’t care about anything else.

@bryan_mich7 @PhineasFalcon @MileniumFalconn @andybusch60 Enjoy that 4 hour bus ride pussies! Tell Vaughn Johnson to work on those sorry ass pitches that ended up way out in the practice fields!

@UWOMuse REALLYYYYYYYYYYYY disappointed in my GOAT Hollywood, acting like a real “Bollywood” tn

🚨BREAKING🚨 Matt “Hollywood” Imig is TOO HOLLYWOOD to participate in his OWN THEME PARTY. He was also talking a BIG GAME about getting women here, but there’s ONLY DUDES. I’m still gonna make his Wet Dream Party come true and GET HIM SOAKED TONIGHT! #Facial

@mikejagginoffjr @BigMoron25 @WillieWarhawk69 @UWWBaseball @wiacsports Steve Bartlein will rape u in a fantastically pleasing manor.

@BigMoron25 @WillieWarhawk69 @UWWBaseball @wiacsports @PhineasFalcon bring that tight little balloon knot back here.

@UWWBaseball just went back-to-back-to-back! #d3baseball @wiacsports

@WillieWarhawk69 I did not commit to this William.

I get one now right?