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@Wizards_DnD At least it's better than 4th edition. Or the customer base of 5th edition.

Announcing the first official Dungeons & Dragons Crochet Book! Crochet your favorite creatures, wearables, and household items with twenty patterns inspired by the Dungeons & Dragons multiverse.

@Wizards_DnD So glad I've checked out after 3.5e ran its course.

The life of a showgirl. 👠⚔️🛡️🧙‍♀️🌟🐉🎲

@ttownhomes4sale @DOGEQEEN If they do, they're mostly 200+lbs and/or sporting a five o'clock shadow

@DOGEQEEN Do "woke" women not have sororities?

🚨NEW: Sororities are still going viral as woke women demand this trend be cancelled. What's your reaction?

@tinkwinchester правильно "готёлка"

Я ненавижу мем "не сдержалась и стала готкой" потому что теперь все называют готесс готками а это в готических кругах так то считается оскорблением/жестом неуважения и каждый раз когда я вижу в ленте слово "готка" у меня подгорает, потому что слово ГОТЕССА верное, ГОТЕССА

@hera_emlyn Should've blow off his own head instead. It's not like he contributed anything worthwhile to music after "Sabotage".

The 17 pet cats Ozzy Osbourne shot waiting for him in hell

@EvelinaHahne You know who was first to kneel for Fentanyl Floyd? Derek Chauvin.

During today’s Women’s Euro quarterfinals, the Swedish (and English) team kneeled for a man who robbed a pregnant woman with a gun and overdosed himself to death. I can’t grasp why so many women engage in this kind of masochistic behavior.

@erikkain @Forbes They were shown pouring some meat goo on top of arena zombie fighters' heads before they are set loose upon each other. Not too plausible, but at least they tried to give it a reasoning.

I updated the headline for this post because last night I realized I could add another "bear" pun via the word "embarrassing". ‘The Walking Dead: Dead City’ Season 2, Episode 6 Review — Embarrassing, Barely Watchable, Unbearably... via @forbes forbes.com/sites/erikkain…

@ProjectLincoln Seethe.

One day #AlligatorAuschwitz will be filled with the ones who built it.

@Kotaku I'll pass.

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@AdamSaturdayRPC @KasimirUrbanski and 3. maybe the retards will flock to their own game and leave ours alone. Wishful thinking, I know.

@KasimirUrbanski Hahahha. I actually want this game to keep existing because 1. It's fine when dipshits make things for themselves and 2. It'll will be an eternally giving lolcow.

Not only does daggerheart TTRPG dedicate multiple pages to the combat wheelchair, it also has a ridiculous rule that says that no combat wheelchair can be harmed unless the entire gaming group agrees. Check out more of the nonsense in the video link I'm quoting.

@DonPrudenteFL @RealAlexJones Sadly, he's got nukes this time, so everyone keeps pussyfooting around.

@RealAlexJones Adolf Hitler 2.0 needs to be taken out and I don’t mean for dinner. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤝🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

The NATO Puppet DICTATOR Is SCARED.. Zelensky: Bombs a Russian Airfield… Putin: We have to respond now… Zelenskyy: No no no… we offer a ceasefire So when Putin rightfully responds, the American MSM will demonize Putin. See how that works?

@elonmusk Now do Israel.

They want the forever war. How many more parents with no sons? How many more children with no fathers? By their logic, it never ends.

@BigUncleIce @DavidSacks @Isabell55943101 These people probably would. It's better to surrender because war is le bad.

@DavidSacks @Isabell55943101 If Russia invades the United States we wouldn’t negotiate with Russia either

WHY ZELENSKY CANNOT MAKE PEACE Zelensky’s meltdown in the Oval Office began over his refusal to accept a negotiated settlement to the war. Even the Vice President’s use of the word “diplomacy” provoked a heated response. So why can’t Zelensky make a peace deal? 1) He will lose power. Zelensky cancelled elections in Ukraine and remains in power through martial law. Despite what USAID propaganda polls may claim, Zelensky is unpopular in Ukraine and would likely lose a fair election. That could leave him vulnerable to retaliation from political opponents he has imprisoned or seized assets from. In short, Zelensky needs the war to justify his continued rule. 2) The gravy train will end. Ukraine was widely acknowledged as the most corrupt country in Europe before the war, and there is abundant evidence that Ukrainian elites have been hugely profiting from the billions in Western aid. If the war ends, so does the gravy train. A post-war audit of where the money went would also be disastrous for Zelensky’s supporters. 3) He fears the ultra-nationalists. Most Ukrainians say they want the war to end, but the ultra-nationalist faction (a relative minority but well-armed and willing to use violence to achieve their ends) refuses to accept any territorial concessions to Russia. If Zelensky signs such a deal, he has reason to fear for his safety. 4) He’s psychologically committed. Zelensky’s belief in ultimate victory over Russia has “hardened into a form that worries some of his advisors,” according to a report by TIME Magazine, which described Zelensky’s faith as “immovable, verging on the messianic.” According to one of Zelensky’s aides, “He is delusional. We’re out of options. We’re not winning. But try telling him that.” Zelensky may be in too deep to see the situation objectively. 5) History will judge him harshly. Zelensky could have accepted a draft peace deal signed in the first month of the war, the Istanbul Accords, under which Ukraine would have kept all of its territory in exchange for neutrality. A deal now will likely be modeled on Istanbul but require Ukraine to recognize realities on the ground (ie loss of territory). Acknowledging that hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians have died only to get a worse deal may be too bitter a pill for Zelensky to swallow, now or ever. In summary, Zelensky has powerful motivations to reject a deal, no matter how bad the battlefield realities get. His incentive is to continue a doomed war even if it leads to the complete destruction of Ukraine. Instead of offering unconditional support, Zelensky’s supporters in the West should be urging him to seek a diplomatic off-ramp. Certainly they should stop catering to his unrealistic and maximalist demands. As Solzhenitsyn said, the yes-man is your enemy, but a friend will argue with you.

@PmsManly @swooshclick @thatsKAIZEN The world would be so peaceful if everyone just submitted to the aggressors. No more fighting, yay!

Zelenskyy let his pain get in the way of the people’s peace. Hundreds of thousands of people dead. Hundreds of billions of dollars wasted. The West needs to stop focusing on what sounds good and start doing what is good. Stop making moral arguments and start making peace.

This is what competent leadership looks like

@DanielVavra @MissAevann @SirTobi28 @LordHansCapon @thisistommckay ok

@MissAevann @SirTobi28 @LordHansCapon @thisistommckay Dont buy the game!

Today we had autograph signings at two launch events with @SirTobi28 @LordHansCapon and @thisistommckay. For eight fucking hours in a row! We met with almost two thousand people and each one of us gave several thousands signatures. One guy brought his whole PC case. 🤣

@DanielVavra @toesvsfurniture how times have changed

@toesvsfurniture Thanks. But its rather ridiculous to see those grifters making shit up out of one screenshot and a poorly translated tweet.

Soundtrack for this weekend: They say money changes people but I won't cuz, I'm the same motherfucker that I ever was... youtu.be/mZML5iehBaA?si…

@witchergame @Mizuki_Katsu oh, look, young beardless Geralt.

Fearless ✨ #TheWitcherIV Fanart by @Mizuki_Katsu

@Galaxi33640872 @lazer_groove But does he need a mobility scooter?

@lazer_groove The interesting thing is that if there is a fat space marine and he was a legendary warrior

GM asked me to draw Sister Callidia kicking the wheelchair marine over. I thought it was funny so I did it during session time.

@Gamer89PC @ShiinaBR female V wouldn't hurt either. this one looks like a twink

IN-GAME LOOK AT V & JOHNNY SILVERHAND 🔥