phloggie 🇨🇦

When you wanna be friends with someone but you don’t think you’re cool enough so you passively like their tweets instead 🥺

built a table for the back of my couch 👍 trying be a healthy adult living alone is so time consuming

MY TED TALK IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The link is in my bio to watch it. I hope you guys love it. Thank you all for bringing me here and thank you @TEDTalks for everything.

@ThatIceRocker brb gonna go lose a couple limbs

If You Think I'm A Gearhead, That's Fine, But You Had Better Get Used To It! Because As Long As You're Wearing My Automail, You're Stuck With This Gearhead Whether You Like It Or Not! 🖤

do you think hitmen look at their target and think “yeah, i’m hittin’ that”

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

just checked. canada still has porn in every province 🤙

@ThatIceRocker @Lovandfear omg my team 🥰

@Lovandfear @Phlog

Realll 😭

happy birthday, my littlest april fool 🤍 life is messy & we disappear into it sometimes, but i’ve never felt like we’re lost. our hivemind is a rare gift 😭🤍 you’re the sunshine to my moonlight ☀️ WELCOME TO MID 30S, BITCH 🥰🥰

might fuck around and get into japanese woodworking

@ThatIceRocker @Dexerto i’ll prep the couch & order the pizza, you just get your cute butt over here 🥰

@Dexerto @Phlog I NEED TO COME VISIT RIGHT MF NOW

Pizza Hut is bringing back its wild hot dog stuffed crust pizza for baseball season Each slice has a whole hot dog baked into the crust, but only in Canada

ITS MY LITTLE MAPLE LEAFS BIRTHDAY 🥰🥰🥰 you inspire me constantly with your light and I would rearrange the stars to look like topless blood elves so you could gaze upon them every night ⭐️💫 ily ❤️

@ThatIceRocker WAHHHHH i’m so speechless what have you done to me 😭🤍🤍🤍 my soul

i’m watching history repeat irl & in world of warcraft fancy elves, fel magic, and an evil invasion? RIP sunwell

dangerously close to diving into debt for a switch 2 for pokopia, give me strength

@Adiofreak Stopppppp get out of my head

Honestly, put yourself into debt for a Switch 2 and Pokopia. You have the rest of your life to make money. Pokopia is now.

heads up: if friends start messaging on discord to play exonautis or test out their driving sim game they made for their “IT course”, don’t scammers be scamming on discord stay safe out there y’all 🫡

@h00sier_DZ I might have to take you up on this!! I do have neem oil because my money tree has an invasion I’m treating him for, so that could help 🥲

@Phlog I have had mixed results with most lettuce in a container. Try to avoid over fertilizing it as it'll get watery. Cucumbers can be really fun. Spinach is good too, but I've had a ton of issues with bugs. Im glad to give advice. I love growing !

i got approved for a planter box in my building community garden i have no idea what I’M SO EXCITED 🌱

@iceebuffalo NO FRICKEN CLUE but I’m really excited and it’ll get me out of my apartment 🥰

@Phlog What are you going to grow?!

@h00sier_DZ I don’t like tomatoes much 😭 what about lettuce and cucumbers and spinach?

@Phlog Cherry tomatoes and sweet basil and mint (non invasive) and maybe some Rosemary. Those are super easy. The tomatoes would get the largest of these mentioned

2026. Is. THE. year.