Phoenix Clarke

Guinney had one of best catches in FHvLS history… And Korchack couldn’t get in it I remember, do you? #FHvLS

@HughStraine What about when Sweeney dropped the ball, or when Mearle showed up from getting coffee with Matern and had 6 QB pressures and a sack on Korchack and shoved the FH offensive line into a locker? How about when Lucas benched an MVP winning QB for 0 reason to mend his friendship?

I've never been speechless in my near 22 years of life until right now.

BREAKING: During a pickup game tn Jim Bob Kruger tweaked his ankle. The bad news: Neutron hurt his ankle, and it might be bad. Was hobbling off the court. Brutal looking injury. The good news: Neutron has 326 days to recover, and Frank has 326 to make adjustments #FHvLS

Marty Supreme is a worse version of Uncut Gems. Sorry I said it 🤷‍♂️

@malik_star44127 Fire Mazz, fire Marty Kenney

I miss when I could get blackout drunk and still participate in critical high school sporting events the next day. A medically fascinating time. #ILoveBillyWalsh

HUGH MENTIONED HICK WITHOUT ME BRINGING IT UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR!!!!!

@malik_star44127 Congrats! Send the family my regards

Ghost wipe to start 2026. It’s gonna be a good year

@jaylincooly Ur right…maybe

@PhoenixClarkee Disagree, place is gonna be swarmed and he’s gonna slowly find the most random people he can to spend the entire night with for no reason.

Mearle on nights where he doesn’t act like he’s friends with shore kids and is normal I think tn is one of those nights… #FHvLS

Me tn avoiding the j*b questions from RFH people id see on the seastreak this summer

@PhoenixClarkee Ignoring this

“Let’s leave best bar on eastern seaboard to uber 50 mins to a place where you’re 21% more likely to get shot”

@thatguy3923344 Goes without saying

@PhoenixClarkee Goodes belongs on this list

People that could MAKE or BREAK the night Tallman Christian Smith Mearle Beacher Grossarth Garvey Martis These are the game changers and a people I’d keep and 👀 on— who will step up is the question #FHvLS

@malik_star44127 Agree

@PhoenixClarkee Could see Gotch paying his respects to FH by starting at Baseline for a quick drink, no more than 45 minutes total. Then will quietly evacuate to attend mellors.

NYE tn, here are my predictions At Mellors: Mellor, Dumbass, Bray, Kruse, Tiarnan, Guinney, Gotch*, Neutron, Slinkey, Mearle, Chicken Baseline: Eckert, Lucas, Sweeney, Hugh**, Durney, Frank, Caden, Korchack, Gabe, Ronayne * = SCAR invite ** = I need him #FHvLS

Kids I’d LOVE to see at LS pregame tmrw Kruse Hugh Caden Quinn Oconnor

Tomorrow is a day where we find out where FA’s allegiances lie Do they go to FH pregame (baseline), or LS pregame (a house) Current odds: Mearle is -250 to go to house Guinney is +140 to go to house Tiarnan is -130 to go to house George is +390 to go to house #FHvLS

@EcksTandy #JustUnblockHerOnInstagram

@PhoenixClarkee if you knew about TPs actions…

Look at Brays snap map….