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@Philly_Mays You Flyer'd up yet Max?

I watched that whole flyers game (3rd period and OT…basically whole game) and didn’t tweet about it once. Shoutout me.

@Internetinvite @Fastoolie Shoutout 'Sama

Some exciting news… The @InternetInvite has been selected as a finalist for The Shorty Awards Best Video Series! Massive shoutout to everyone in front of & behind the camera who helped make this possible, and to everyone who tuned in… we truly couldn’t have done it without each and every one of you.

Broad Street is back.

@JasonKelce The one & only waterboy.

The guy squirting water into Zach Ertz’s mouth is Joe O’Pella. He’s an athletic trainer that’s been with the team for over 15 years at this point. NFL teams don’t really have water boys, athletic trainers are usually the ones responsible for having water on the practice field and during games, but this post is absolutely hilarious. A guy who rehabbed my ACL tear in my second year, has a masters degree from Pitt, and has years of experience keeping Eagles players healthy and on the field being called a “Waterboy” is crazy, and I’m already giving him shit for it, but good lord this post is so wildly misleading. Either way, thought I’d clear the air, that the people with Water Bottles during games actually serve much bigger roles on NFL Teams.

@LilyTangOff Y as long as you’re not hiding something 😂😂

Do you find this look attractive?

@Jerrythekid21 Everyone one says there’s $$ in this. All seems like a big scam honestly.

Holy Shit this is beyond Pathetic.

@HaeSicks What is that little donut thing? For his chin maybe??

I miss community college, you never knew what you was gonna witness and it was great

@OhioTate I mean, the only answer is @kellykeegs

Trip Numbers: Mintzy Fiesta Bowl: 190 million (4 days) Bosco Final Four: 75 million (3 days) Katic National Championship: 36 million (2 days) **People forget the “50 First Tates” idea on my first day where I follow people in their element. What storyline should I pitch next?

@BarstoolBigCat He let her get the pic first though, all class.

This is hilarious. GOAT talk

@MorgynSeigfried @Return_Of_RB It’s how the yutes do it.

finding out @Return_Of_RB first name isn’t Rico: shocking finding out he texts with two fingers like this: appalling

@PardonMyMeme What the puck???

Islanders fired Roy

@Sceniquee Great t*ts.

He cracked the code… she cracked him. 👀 🎬Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman sword fish 2001

@TheStingisBack The Xmas episode when Santa’s chute didn’t open at the mall promotion and he landed in the Bundy’s backyard is one the greatest episodes of tv ever!

Married With Children premiered today in 1987. Traci Lords, Pamela Anderson, Shannon Tweed and more… the guest spots weren’t subtle. No wonder I used to drunkenly sprint home from the pub to catch it. Al Bundy was a very lucky man.

Presidents come and go - but a corrupt Senator or Representative will hang around for 30+ years.

@stoolpresidente I think it's a chain & if it's the same that was in Philly in 90's, My college broke ass took dates there. Take that as you will.

I have an important but basic question for Indy people. I need to carb load for the Natty tomorrow night. Is Spaghetti Factory good? If not where can I get a monster chicken Parm?

@stoolpresidente Knew Smacky was a Skell but stolen valor?!? Doesn't get lower than that.

They asked everyone in the arena who has served in the military to stand up to be applauded. For some reason Smacky Tables and our data guy Grier thought they should be standing too

@HistorianUSA1 Smart! We'd never have seen it if it were done the usual way. Differentiate yourself from the pack.

Her dad made her film the dealership promo and she delivered the most honest sales pitch in history: “This is one of the cars we have. It’s nice… I guess.” “This is Carl’s desk. He’ll help you buy a car. I guess.” “I guess you can come buy a car from us if you want.” Maria invented anti-hype marketing. Legend. 😂

@GAltringham Interesting, did not know this.

It's a good moment to remember today, that Sam Rockwell and Leslie Bibb have been in a relationship for almost 20 years, and the looks and affections they throw at each other are impossible to disguise❤️

@BlutmanMark You could also make the case that it's a backdoor way to make him look better for his Prez run & is basically a taxpayer $$ contribution to his campaign.

What an absolute loser and embarrassment to our State. Newsom can’t even find a Cali based firm to do this work. The irony of going to a firm out of State to boost perception of your State is such an egregious misstep. But you all about failure Gov.

@OhioTate He bought an 8-ball off a veteran, does that count?

STOLEN VALOR? The arena just asked that all Service Members of the military please rise for a standing ovation. Jack McCarthy and Mike Grier stood up to accept the applause. Thank you for your service, Jack and Mike! 🇺🇸