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The @KaitoAI Encyclopedia – Different Species of yappers and how to spot them.
1. The Fresh Yapper.
Full of enthusiasm but doesn’t know where to start.
Only been a serial repostoor up to now.
Wants to write a guide on how to @Calderaxyz but a) doesn’t know what it is and b) doesn’t know how to add more than one message to a post.
2. The KOL Yapper.
2nd cycle but says it’s his 3rd.
Pretends he’s a whale with the screenshots to prove it, but has a net worth of $65 after Luna blew him up.
On GMing terms with founders, quotes them for clout.
Tweets projects’ slogans and nothing else, gets more yaps than you can shake a stick at.
3. The AI Yapper.
Too poor to get paid ChatGPT.
Thinks his 12 post thread on why the world needs Aptos more than anything else is a masterpiece and will get the world’s attention, doesn’t realise the algo blocks it like the 35,000 others who had the same idea at the same time.
4. The Codebreaking Yapper.
Locked in battle with the algo.
More hash and tags than a convict on parole.
Namechecks founders, KOLs, Vitalik, Elon, Bitperson, gets crickets in response.
5. The Boilerroom Yapper.
Tees up his mates in the TG channel to like and repost his impending banger, gets a one way ticket to Yaps Jail.
Boasts on the TL that he refollows in 30 seconds – keeps his promise but unfollows 10 minutes later.
6. The Salty Yapper.
Gnarled cynic, tried to play the game but no one joined in.
Complains about the algo, complains about the bots, complains about the “follow for follow” posts, says Kaito isn’t for him.
Keeps yapping.
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