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@OnlyinFlorida2 @MLBShotsFired WOOSH

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@1bathroom1 @HaterReport You are the modern day Nostradamus.

@HaterReport The Magic are going to blow a 3-1 lead.

The Detroit Pistons have been eliminated from the 2026 NBA Playoffs 🕊️

@gamahipe @GovPressOffice That's the problem with the internet and social media: Every idiot has an audience of millions of other idiots.

You are not serious about that? Are you that self centered. Yes, your state's constituants should be proud of the state, but not of the person. Take a pic of Disney Land, the Golden Gate, Alcatraz, Hollywood sign - but of a person, any person. Could make them swear an oath towards the leader as well. Oh wait, that's what the German's did during the Third Reich ...

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

@SoberSisterSqu1 @GP_Presss Wow. You're a special kind of stupid.

@GP_Presss USA does not care what you say we will do what we want! Jesus is the way the truth and the life! Jesus Christ is king of kings and Lord of Lords!

@oldtoons_ Ya. That was back when the USA was anti-facist.

Disney has always been political

BREAKING: Both the White House & RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad. It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

@bloojax @Acyn 84 trans athletes is sure a lot.

@Acyn Also Riley Gaines:

Gaines: Here's my message to those comedians: Why don't you get out of our country? Jimmy Kimmel, why don't you take your show, your low rated show, and your corny t-shirt that you made, and why don't you get out of our country?

@atrupar Cost of your home too high? Buy a tent and live in the woods. No thanks. I like to have good public services, schools, and roads.

Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."

@PigeonSpud The hatred for Bastion is real. I don't play him much anymore. But before the rework I'd just be a decoy, running around healing myself.

4 ults just for me 🥲

@mmpadellan Don't mess with those "mutated half-woman sybiotes". This is a comedy sketch that has her lift people into the air at some point.

This might be the most unintentionally hilarious DUI stop ever caught on camera. "No thank you." "P*ssy" "I know the social services" 🤣🤣

@EDSecMcMahon @usedgov DoE plans and funds for long term growth and support, not immediate actions. btw, the botox doesn't help the fact that you have a dark ugly soul.

43 days of a government shutdown, and schools stayed open, students went to class, and teachers got paid. Makes you wonder...do we really need @usedgov at all?

@WhiteHouse "We have always been at war with Eastasia."

WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN AGE ✨🇺🇸

@TheKingCorcoran @WhiteHouse "royal Irish blood"... so, you're imbred huh? Would explain a lot of things.

@WhiteHouse This is what real leadership looks like, Trump negotiates, America wins. 🇺🇸

Thanks to President Trump’s deal-making, we’re making trade fair again, & winning BIG. Coffee, tea, cocoa, spices, bananas, oranges, tomatoes, beef, fertilizers, & more are now exempt from reciprocal tariffs. America First policies delivering for American workers & families🇺🇸

@SpencerHakimian FU @jaketapper

@DesireeAmerica4 u dum

Who else thinks Riley Gaines would absolutely smoke AOC in a live debate?🙋🏼‍♀️

@washghost1 JuSt ZiPpEr MeRgE. One side of a zipper shouldn't move 5 times the speed of the other. Speeding past everyone else isn't right. But neither is blocking people going the same speed. If everyone planned ahead and merged at the same speed, it absolutely would be the best.

@teammagakim @WhiteHouse "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." Department of War "I love the poorly educated." I'd tell you to stop being a sheep and wake up, but "woke" is also bad. Go back to sleep and live as a slave.

@WhiteHouse What will the Democrats do now???

THE PEACE PRESIDENT.

@herotimeszero There is nothing. All hail the lord of all, bringer of truth, father of the righteous, and destroyer of the unclean.

Name something tougher than Trump.

@iamharaldur Conservatives wield hypocrisy as a weapon.

Fuck your feelings. But my feelings are precious. Violence is never ok. But people I don't like should die. Free speech is when I can say what I want without consequences. But your words have consequences. You should respect the dead. But I can mock them. Cancel culture is wrong. Except when it's used on people I disagree with with. When you do it, it's wrong. When I do it, it's right.