Pie_craft

My son had a table last night who ran him absolutely ragged with a $200 check and left him… (wait for it)… a $4 GD tip! If y’all can’t afford to tip your servers like they deserve, you can’t afford to eat out! He’s a college kid, not your fucking servant!!!

Lets be honest here…

✨Jammin’ one of the classics✨

Let's run together :3

@AMAZlNGNATURE His name is Batman,

If you had him what would you name him?

The “can i get a hug” hits really hard 😢

if I ever get “fuck you” money, this is mine.

pew pew pew

Do you like my 2.0 tummy? 🥰

Newly married native American couple.We need your blessings. Say "Aho".

Dale is too powerful!

i think about this quote often